Super Powers with a Twist

[Mr. MR]

Granted but you have to read moive scripts now to enjoy them (A movie script is not a book)


I want the power to hop up a ledge in pokemon

 

[TampaBondo]

You get the power to hop up a ledge in pokemon, however, this is the only move your pokemon can now do.

I wish for the power to be able to eat anything and not gain weight.

 

[Mr. MR]

eating causes you to loose weight

I want the power to disappear and reappear at will

 

[TampaBondo]

Granted, but you have no control over where you will re-appear.

I want the power to bring children back from the dead.









Oh no...ooooops

 

[Tragonight]

Granted, but you can only bring back children that have already been brought back from the dead.

I want the true power of the troll face.

 

[TampaBondo]

Granted, but then your face actually gets stuck that way permanently.

I want the power to turn sand into gold.

 

[The_Mitch]

Granted but it is molten gold and cannot be cooled

I want the power to give people powers

 

[Splash_King]

Ya can never give more than one power at once and must wait for someone else t' post 'fore giving another.

I want the power to make it rain chocolate.

 

[Mr. MR]

you become deathly allergic to chocolate. and your chocolate gives people the ability to survive chocolate storms

I want the power of 'Karp

 

[Splash_King]

You'll have an unexplainable, random, impossible to resist urge t' flail and splash to and fro four times every day, regardless of what you're doin' currently.

I want the power t' have Kirby's copy abilities and all it's logic-destroying glory.

 

[Mr. MR]

You are always hungry

I want the power of the neuralizer

 

[TampaBondo]

You get it, but you don't have very good aim and end up using it on yourself.

I wish for the power to hold my breath under water for over 1 hr.

 

[The_Mitch]

Granted but you cannot move while you are holding your breath. You essentially become paralyzed until you start breathing again.

I want the power to never feel pain or get any physical injuries.

 

[Mr. MR]

Granted but you are now a dead body

I want the power to read and respond to all new posts in an instant

 

[Neosquid]

But if you see any colors in the post, you're temporarily blinded, slowing you down drastically! Avatars included, so you can't look at avatars again. Same with sig pics.

I want the power to be able to bend water to my will, including the ability to create hurricanes over land.