Evil Genie

[powerpc127]

Granted. You get moved up to a harder class and your grades go straight back

I wish I had a limitless supply of my favorite foods.

 

[Brawl_Luigi]

granted, but they all taste like crap

i wish i had a pony

 

[Riku-Nara]

granted, but if you look at it, it explodes.

i wish i had a stairway to heaven.

 

[Zarogan]

granted. but when you reach it, the doors are closed.

I wish I had x-ray vision.

 

[Barbz911]

granted
the genie TRYS to give you x-ray vision but he/she is bad at letters and gives you y-ray vision....which is...nothing

i wish that this orange juice was pink

 

[HammerBro.]

Granted... but it got colored with a Crayola Crayon and it tastes like crap.

I wish I had a yummy, fresh burrito (I'm craving it...):drool:

 

[powerpc127]

Granted. "beans, beans, the magical fruit,..." you know the rest.

I wish I had every Family Guy episode ever on DVD

 

[pro gamer]

Granted, you get them illegally and you are arrested.

 

[Nick Atack]

Hey Pro Gamer I see you can post again!!
Your ban must have lifted,huh?
I wish I had my own Zoo

 

[powerpc127]

Granted. You're the main feature. You now share a cage with several monkeys.
I wish I had some new games.

 

[gidget]

n*poof* you now have the candyland and sorry board games

wish i didn't have this migrain

 

[pro gamer]

granted, you have a headache now.
I wish I had money.

 

[powerpc127]

Granted. Monopoly money!

I wish my internet connection didn't suck.

 

[Nick Atack]

Granted,you get Barbie Doll Money,and a little girl beats you up because its her's

I wish for nothing

 

[Monsteroids]

Granted, and then and an anvil drops on you, a lion eats your face and a rat *censored*.

I wish for the crappiest thing, event, appearance, time, personality, etc. in the universe.