Super Powers with a Twist

[Mr. MR]

Die if you touch an enemy with anything but your feet

I want the power to fire lasers from my finger tips

 

[Splash_King]

You must perform the mythical display of "top tier" prior t' each use.

I want a power not as lame as Aquaman's.

 

[Mr. MR]

you can summon gophers to do your will

I want the power of the foot dive

 

[Splash_King]

That ain't less lame... ... ...

There can only be one. Ya must dethrone Wolverine in a fight to the death to obtain the power of foot dive.

I want the power t' dream within a dream.

 

[The_Mitch]

They are all nightmares that you cannot wake yourself out of

I want the power to make whatever food I want taste like anything I desire.

 

[Mr. MR]

You gain a nasty craving for crap

I want the power to change peoples minds

 

[TampaBondo]

Granted, but it only applies to when people are voting for the position of local dogcatcher.

I want the power to turn water into beer.

 

[~Phoenix~]

u can only do this while wearing a cape and riding a cow backwards!

i want the ability to fly.

 

[The_Mitch]

You can only do so while holding your breath.

I want the ability to make people do whatever I want.

 

[Mr. MR]

They can make you do what they want

I want the power to learn any language

 

[The_Mitch]

Granted. You can now learn the brand new "any" language.

I want the power to fart fire without it hurting me.

 

[TampaBondo]

Granted, but now all your farts come out your mouth. LOL

I want the power to turn on electical items with my mind.

 

[Splash_King]

Each use causes short, temporary paralysis due to nerve signal interference.

I want the power to be a wi-fi hotspot.

 

[TampaBondo]

You get the power to be a wi-fi hot spot, but it only works for creepy old men looking to download asian animal porn, and you have to watch all of it.

I wish for the power to edit other people's posts.

 

[The_Mitch]

Granted but you can no longer post anything yourself. You can ONLY edit other peoples posts.

I want the power to read a book just by looking at it