Evil Genie

Monsteroids said:
Granted, and then and an anvil drops on You, a lion eats Your face and a rat *censored*.
I wished for NOTHING TO HAPPEN, you get 10 Years of bad luck for incorrectly answering my wish
I get fully healed from those things you just did to me

Monsteroids said:
I wish for the crappiest thing, event, appearance, time, personality, etc. in the universe.
Granted,you get a pile of Crap,an Event with Crap in it,the appearance of Crap,Crap time,a Crap Personality,and a universe full of Crap

:lol: You cant get any Crappier than that.........

I wish for Nothing
 
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Granted. You get sucked into deep space surrounded by nothing. You see nothing, hear nothing, smell nothing, breathe nothing...
I wish I knew how to use voodoo (and that it was real)
 
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Granted, but the trainer asks for $300 a minute.

i wish i didn't have a piece of crap guitar and had a Gibson Les Paul.
 
Granted, all of the strings are broken as well.
I wish for a loving German Shepard, immune to illnesses an loves only me.
 
Granted, but it wanders into the street and gets hit by a car.

I wish a german shepard came to your house and tore you to shreds.
 
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Granted. They're all stored as roms on your computer, causing it to crash and explode within seconds.
I wish I had some caffeine.
 
Granted, you are so hyper you jump off a bridge.
I wish i had a mansion.
 
Granted, but you don't have a wii to play it on.
I wish I had a laptop.
 
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