Super Powers with a Twist

[The_Mitch]

downside, you can only play single player

I want the power to spontaneously create awesome video games whenever I want

 

[Mr. MR]

Afterwards they spontaneously combust

I want the power to watch 3 shows at once

 

[The_Mitch]

Those 3 shows are Teletubbys, Arthur, and Blue's Clues

I want the power to move things with my mind

 

[Mr. MR]

As long it is connected to your brain

I want the power to speak any and all languages

 

[The_Mitch]

You are only able to scream in any language other than your native language

I want the ability to go into a video game and play as any character.

 

[Splash_King]

You'll need a lovely dose of hallucinogens first.

I want the power of pyrokinesis.

 

[Mr. MR]

Granted
now you have to power to burn your mind with your mind

I want the power to remember everything

 

[The_Mitch]

You never remember it when you need it.

I want the power to see up to 5 days in the future.

 

[Mr. MR]

That is the only thing you can see

i want the power of the portal gun

 

[TampaBondo]

All doors close to you when you use it.

I want the power to teleport places.

 

[The_Mitch]

You teleport at random places and have no control when it happens

I want the power to see through walls whenever I want.

 

[Mr. MR]

When used you see through everything all the way to the end of the universe.

I want the power to waterbend

 

[The_Mitch]

You can only do so during a full moon.

I want the power to earth/metal bend.

 

[Mr. MR]

You can only do it if you are Toph

I want the power to use alchemy

 

[TampaBondo]

You can use alchemy only when you are in a chemistry class.

I wish to have the power to jump like mario.