Evil Genie

Granted, you accidentally dropped it of a cliff and it broke.

I wish I had a force field.
 
Granted, You know how the world would end and you don't want to die like that so you kill yourself.

I wish i got a wish without anything bad happening.
 
Granted. You wish for nothing, you get nothing and nothing happens to you.

I wish That it'd snow more
 
Granted.

What...you were expecting more? Bah!

I wish could have a real lightsaber
 
Granted, you accidentally sliced your arm off.
I wish i could have a jet pack.
 
Granted: it malfunctions causing you to fly uncontrollably and very fast toward Jupiter causing you to get sucked into it's gravity causing your head to snap.

I wish I had a $1 million dollar shopping spree at GameStop.
 
Granted, You had a 1 million dollar shopping spree at gamestop in your dream.
 
Granted, you get a beautiful girlfriend, but she breaks up with you within an hour and never gets back with you.

I wish I had a better stepdad.
 
Right,you get a better Step Dad,but he is very clumsy and drops a Truck on you......After that I drop another Truck on you for the whole Girlfriend thing.....

I wish I could have 500 Billion Dollors without anything bad happening
 
Nick Atack said:
Right,you get a better Step Dad,but he is very clumsy and drops a Car on you......After that I drop another Car on you for the whole Girlfriend thing.....

I wish I could have 500 Billion Dollors without anything bad happening

:lol:I love how my wish was granted.

Granted, you get your 500 Billion Dollars, but rather than something bad happening, something horrible happens....when you are given your big check for 500 Billion, a man decides to run by and burn it to the ground, leaving you with no money.

I wish I was 18 years old.
 
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