Evil Genie

[Nick Atack]

:lol:I love how my wish was granted.

Granted, you get your 500 Billion Dollars, but rather than something bad happening, something horrible happens....when you are given your big check for 500 Billion, a man decides to run by and burn it to the ground, leaving you with no money.

I wish I was 18 years old.

I said without anything bad happening....
Got it,you are now 18 Years old,But you find out that you have a wierd disiese that makes you get younger when time passes,so next year you will be 17

 

[manred]

I said without anything bad happening....
Got it,you are now 18 Years old,But you find out that you have a wierd disiese that makes you get younger when time passes,so next year you will be 17

It wasn't bad, it was horrible. There's a difference.

So what was your wish?

 

[Brawl_Luigi]

I wish i was the lead guitarist in Guns N Roses.

 

[manred]

Granted, though they found out that you sucked so you were FIRED!

I wish I had unlimited wishes.

 

[Floydd]

Granted, everyone finds out you have unlimited wishes and nag you to death about their own wishes.

I wish had a Gibson Les Paul.

 

[Brawl_Luigi]

Granted. But a thief took it.

i wish i had an xbox 360

 

[manred]

Granted, now you have a broken Gibson Les Paul that can never be fixed or sold.

I wish that I could never die.

 

[Brawl_Luigi]

granted, but you have to suffer for eternity


i wish i had a season pass to six flags

 

[manred]

Granted, but Six Flags closes due to financial issues.

I wish I owned an amusement park that everyone loved to go to and never ever closed down, no matter what.

 

[Floydd]

Granted, you go on the first roller coaster and it suffers a great malfunction and ends up killing you and eveyone on the ride.

I wish I could go see Raine Maida at the local pub.

 

[Brawl_Luigi]

Granted, but Raine Maida kills you

I wish i had a cookie

 

[Floydd]

Granted, its expired and tastes like 5 year old mayo.

I wish I could fly.

 

[manred]

Granted, but you fly to high and suffocate because there was no oxygen.

I wish I could sing good.

 

[Floydd]

Granted, one night at a gig one of your vocal chords popped and you bled to death.

I wish I could go invisible.

 

[Brawl_Luigi]

Granted, but nobody ever sees you and you die of lonesomeness

i wish i had an interest in books