Evil Genie

[elgoose]

You install Alone In The Dark... Your comps GFX card is too advance for the game and all the monsters exit the game and eat you.

I wish for someone to find my sock.

 

[*Gymnast*]

granted: but there is a hole in the bottom.


i wish for a mini sd card for my cell phone so it can play music!

 

[elgoose]

D:
where the big toe goes?

Granted: It's filled with roman catholic chants. It can't be cleared, and it can't be ejected out of your phone.

I wish for a huge cake with sprinkles and fishing pole.

 

[gidget]

you get fish flavored cake
i wish i would get a fun job

 

[Vdogam3r]

Granted. Your JOB is fun, but your boss hates you.
I wish for peas on Earth :lol:

 

[powerpc127]

Granted. If you meant peas (as written), peas are now grown on earth. If you meant to say peace (which I think you did as peas on earth makes no sense ) then earth is invaded shortly after and, due to our peaceful way of life, we are defenseless against enslavement.

I wish I wasn't tired at 7:30

 

[icyoooppplaa]

You aren't, you get tired at 6:30

I wish I didn't suck at halo 3

 

[powerpc127]

Granted. You can now kill all your friends in Halo 3 and they get tired of you winning all the time. Now they don't invite you over anymore.

I wish I had some real food

 

[*Gymnast*]

im confused how do you have "fake" food?...

Granted: but it's spinach

I wish that i could fall asleep super fast.. :sleep:

 

[TJgamer]

Granted, but you never will wake up again.
sdrowkcab daer dluoc I hsiw I

 

[*Gymnast*]

granted: now you also klat sdrawkcab

i wish that i had 2 more wiimotes...

 

[Vdogam3r]

Granted. If you meant peas (as written), peas are now grown on earth. If you meant to say peace (which I think you did as peas on earth makes no sense ) then earth is invaded shortly after and, due to our peaceful way of life, we are defenseless against enslavement.

I wish I wasn't tired at 7:30

*Its a pun*

 

[powerpc127]

*Its a pun*

Yeah. Wasn't sure if you were trying to or if it was a typo.

@gymnast: Granted. They don't sync for some reason.

I wish essay elves would sneak into my house and write mine for me while I sleep.

 

[balrogs.pa]

Granted but they steal all your families things that cost 1 $ and up. including credit cards.

I wish i had a grilled cheese sandwich that was room temperature and was good (AKA fresh cheese, not moldy) and it was on a plate when i got it.

Uber pwned.

 

[bilzar]

Granted. Your Sandwhich is grilled, on a plate, and the cheese is not moldy. Just the bread.

I wish I lived in Denver