Evil Genie

[manred]

Granted, now you live in Denver City, Texas

I wish I had a million dollars.

 

[bilzar]

Granted! You just won a million dollars on the slots! Too bad it was virtual slots though...

 

[powerpc127]

What do you wish for though? Oh well. I'll wish for you
I wish I hadn't left my keys in a hotel 2.5 hours from my house.

 

[manred]

Granted, now your hotel is 10 hours away from your house.

I wish I had a valentine.

 

[powerpc127]

Granted. You now have a sword that can fall apart at will (Soul Calibur 2, Ivy:cornut Nobody loves you though.
I wish I had a BLT on wheat with mayo, but not too much mayo, lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, mustard, and onions. And no funny stuff this time...

 

[manred]

What's a BLT? Alright I'll try anyways, you get your BLT with mayo, lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, mustard, and onions, but with no meat!

I wish I had a better computer.

 

[powerpc127]

But... but... but it's not a blt without meat (BLT= Bacon, lettuce, tomato sandwich... I guess saying I wanted lettuce and tomatoes was redundant)
Granted. It's still windows, though.

I wish I could fly.

 

[manred]

Granted, but while flying you get hit by a plane!

I wish I had a good genie.

 

[powerpc127]

Granted. Now you have Robin Williams following you around in the form of a big blue genie.

I wish I had a beam katana

 

[bilzar]

Granted. You recieve a katana made by the company Beam

I wish I could not go to school tommorow

 

[pro gamer]

Granted. There was a snow day.
I wish i had SSBB.

 

[manred]

Granted. There was a snow day.
I wish i had SSBB.

That's not evil.

Granted, now you have SSBB but with no Wii to play it on.

I wish I had a job now.

 

[pro gamer]

Granted. You got a job at Mcdonalds and you don't get paid.
I wish I had a car.

 

[manred]

Granted, now you have an RC car with no batteries!

I wish I had gas money.

 

[pro gamer]

Granted, you got gas money but you don't have a car.
I wish i had a jet.