Corrupt a wish

[ssbb_lover]

You have so much free time that you play your Wii none stop, then you beat all the games that are out and you're overcome w/ grief that the Wii has become.....BORING!!!! You hate video games for the rest of your life and spend your life in an office doing mathmatical equations forever.

I wish i had a platoon of toy army soldiers that didn't betray me no matter what...

 

[wii_the_people]

U get them but they all kill each other, so u sue and appeal th case to the Supreme Court. U lose and unfortunately, u go bankrupt and commit suicide.
I wish ThatGuy127 would shut up.

 

[Jono]

he does, but his mum comes into the house and says:
A. i'm not your real mother
B. you have to imigrated to indo-china for the rest of your natural life
C. your little step sister was playing with your wii in the driveway as a toy car
D. i accidently ran over it on my way in
(sorry if that offended you in anyway thatguy127)

i wish i had my wii and didn't have to wait for christmas!!!

 

[Nintendocam]

You don't, but you get old refrigerated meat in your stocking and a pony with contageous cancer.

I wish I was scuuuba diving.

 

[ssbb_lover]

You scuba dive, only to be killed by a sting ray.

I wish no one played....*twitch*...runescape.....

 

[Nintendocam]

They don't, but you do, and runescape's the worst corruption ever.

I wish I had some homestyle chili.:drool:

 

[ssbb_lover]

They don't, but you do

You fiend...

You get it, too bad it was made out of charcoal, and when you ate it it turned you into a coal miner w/ a pay at 500x's under minimum wage. You get a penny per day, so when you finally have enough for the Wii, they had stopped making it 10 yrs. ago, plus the Sony console is the only thing left....at a low price range of $5000. :devil:

I wish everyone had a big Mac like mine!

 

[Nintendocam]

They do, but it's all the girls.

I wish I had a car like Jonos.

 

[whatthefreak]

You spend your life savings on getting a car like Jonos. The next day you reliese the car was stolen.

I wish I was a famous celebrity.

 

[Rabid_Toaster]

you're a famous celebrity, but no-one likes you and you get killed and made into burgers at mcdonalds and you get eaten by a fat guy, but he ate too much and he vomits you up in the toilet and then someone goes to the toilet on you. lol

 

[Nintendocam]

...and what do you wish for, little boy?

 

[Wii_Smurf]

Yeah he's messed up this by not wishing...

But replying to the Post above (Im taking your comment as a wish)

You think hard on what he might be wishing. So much your Brain explodes and you find out that he Actually wished for you NOT to think of what he is wishing for xD

I wish I was the President of Nintendo

 

[Brokine]

You become the Nintendo President when nintendo goes retarded

I wish I could make video games

 

[hogsbff]

You become the President of Nintendo and in the same day die becuase you were so excited...

I wish I could have a dog.

 

[Nintendocam]

...You don't have a DOG?! That's so wrong. I have a dog, and lolz, butzy###, and Red Ki have seen her.

I wish he had a dog.