Corrupt a wish

[bln_f]

you get your phone, but you soon realize you get 1 minuite of talking a month.

I wish I had a key lime pie.

 

[icyoooppplaa]

you get one but then i falls on the floor....and you explode for no reason

I wish i was a bunny

 

[MoorGames]

You become a bunny, right before Elmer Fudd kills you.

I wish the Cubs were going to the World Series

 

[el-zilcho]

they win it but are disqualified for cheating!

i wish i could speak japanese

 

[spcmanspif]

You can speak Japanese now, but you can't speak English.

I wish I could find a decent pair of black shoes.

 

[el-zilcho]

you find a pair but they're too big and you trip , hit your head and get permanent amnesia . You're found by an evil plastic surgeon who changes your face and keeps u as his gimp