Chuck E. Cheeses. That place is so big and filthy and ridden with toddlers, Chuck Norris will get stampeded by 3 year olds, wallow in toddler filth, and get hopelessly lost in the maze that is the jungle gym. And there is a chance he will get stuck in one of one of the tiny crawling corridors.
Me vs Chuck Norris's alter ego, Chimp Norris, which is a lazy, slobby monkey.