"Who Would Win?"

Okay, going back to the very first post, Chuck Norris vs. Wario?????
Are you kidding me??? Chuck Norris beats everything!!!! The only reason he isn't in Brawl is beacuse he is too powerful and might wipe out all of Nintendo.
Do you want me to prove it his awesomeness? Okay! Here you go!!
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
The Dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. ONCE.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
When the Boogyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Oxygen requires Chuck Norris to live.
Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Bigfoot takes pictures of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can MAKE water run uphill.
Chuck Norris once played Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
If you were killed by Chuck Norris, your tombstone would read RIP, ripped into pieces.
Chuck Norris' smile once brought a baby back to life.
Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident....and still managed to walk it off.
When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
When Chuck Norris throws a boomerang, the boomerang does not return because it is scared to come back.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably
What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is Earth.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

P.S. If Chuck Norris was in SSBB, he wouldn't have any moves. He would automatically win by forfeit by the other characters.
 
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Quit that! God, those posts are spammy and annoying!

EDIT: Actually, it was pretty funny, but I don't like Chuck Norris that much.

AceAlabama vs. me.
 
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