Messed up a christmas present

[TortillaChip520]

you get a million dollars, but it's a million brazillian dollars, which is only worth about $4 in american.

i want a nintendo wifi usb adapter for christmas

 

[phillepino]

you get a nintendo wifi usb adapter, however, it's broken >_<

I want them Jordan 23's shoes for xmas

 

[TortillaChip520]

you get jordan 23's, but your parents payed a shitload for them when they coulda gotten a knockoff pair for waaay cheaper that was made at the same company anyways, from the same materials, and you didn't get any other presents. MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

i want a 1100 watt Ampeg for christmas.

 

[wii_girliefairie]

whatever that is, its broken.

omg i want sum naruto movies (the ones with the episodes on it)

 

[TortillaChip520]

you get them, but then you realize you have no life and eat them.

i want some sort of extravagant tropical fish for christmas.

 

[FRuMMaGe]

You get one, but you didn't specify which fish. You end up getting a tank of pirahnas and are eaten alive.

I want an iPod Touch for christmas

 

[bln_f]

You get an ipod touch but the sound is messed up and you can't hear anything.

I want blendy pens for christmas.

 

[wii_girliefairie]

You get an ipod touch but the sound is messed up and you can't hear anything.

I want blendy pens for christmas.

they dont understand what that is, and you get regular ballpoint pens.
i want a psp...

 

[bilzar]

You get a psp... but its screen breaks while shipping to your house.

I want a doughnut

 

[bln_f]

You get your doughnut BOX, one of the mail workers got hungry and ate it.

I want a real pokemon for christmas.

Btw, girlie fairy, this is a link to the official blendy pens website.

http://www.buyblendypens.com/?page=index

 

[Marioman]

^Ok...blendy pens...hmmm

You get a real pokemon for christmas, a charizard, but it doesn't like you and eats you

I want world peace

 

[wii_girliefairie]

Btw, girlie fairy, this is a link to the official blendy pens website.

http://www.buyblendypens.com/?page=index

oh. nice. and gayish. (im not replying in the game, just keep going. :crazy: )

 

[Marioman]

Still want world peace

 

[bln_f]

you get world peace, but then the world becomes boring and everyone commits suicide. You are now left alone to rot and die.

I want my own house for x-mas.

 

[wii_girliefairie]

god says no.
i want a fly pen and paper.EDIT:marioman.