Messed up a christmas present

[bln_f]

You get your chameleon case, but you soon figure out it is a real chameleon. You are stuck having to take care of it.

I want my very own roller coaster for christmas.

 

[trisyyy]

you get one, but a bolt gets loose whileyour riding it and you die.

i want a wig for christmas :lol:

 

[bln_f]

You get your wig but when the wig shop owner permanently puts it on you realize the wig is pink. Your stuck with a pink wig the rest of your life.

I want a sharpie for christmas.

 

[wii_girliefairie]

it makes white ink...

i want the gift of being able to create wonderful sigs. beat that.

 

[icyoooppplaa]

You can make wonderful sigs but everyone hates them

I want a penguin for christmas

 

[wii_girliefairie]

god. i hate u now... XD
ur panguin runs away and comes here (cuz its snowin alot here...)
i want to be a neko.... (half girl half cat... dont ask..)

 

[icyoooppplaa]

you become a...neko but a dog comes, bites you and throws you on the ground repeatidly(can't spell).

I want to have a 360 for christmas

 

[Marioman]

you get a s60 but as soon as u turn it on...the red ring of death is there

I want a string

 

[wii_girliefairie]

santa knows EXACTLY what you are posting, and he says... NO WAY is jared getting a 360! he is getting coal!!!
edit: to icy...

 

[ARav989]

to marioman,

you get a string but you lose it.

I want chocolate.

 

[wii_girliefairie]

to marioman,

you get a string but you lose it.

I want chocolate.

it melts during the night becouse it was so cold outside that your dad turned the heat inside WAAAAY up.
edit: i want a wii game. any game. but not a gay one.

 

[trisyyy]

you get a cat with 3 legs..... weird.

i want a fish for christmas (it cant be a pirrana)

oh and how do u guys like my thread so far?

 

[Jay588]

you get a fish, but i wrapped it alone out of its tank

i want a new tattoo

 

[TortillaChip520]

you get a tattoo, but it's a tattoo of your ex-girlfriends face.

i want somebody to ruin my christmas.

 

[TJgamer]

very well i make you forget that there was such a holiday. So its ruined in a way>.> But yet you don't know what Christmas is so how can it be ruined, But you wanted your christmas ruined and that would ruin it, but since you don't know what christmas . . . whew close one paradox almost got me there.
I would like to have the worlds largest chocolate chip cookie!
.........brain explodes. DARN YOU PARADOX!