Messed up a christmas present

[TacosTacos]

You open the stick of gum, and begin to chew...only to realize your stick of gum is really a stick of matted hair

I want my boo Celeste to meet me somewhere special.

 

[bilzar]

You decide to meet up at Mcdonalds wtf: ) , but you both end up at different ones

I want two more wiimotes more CHristmas

 

[devitek]

You get two Viimotes instead.

I want my friends to get Wiis so we can play MOHH2 online.

 

[bilzar]

He gets a Vii instead (RIght back at ya =) )

I want $100 Lego Millinium Falcon...looks challenging!

 

[devitek]

Due to some confusion, you get a "Prego" Millinium Falcon, made entirely of frozen spaghetti sauce...messy.

I want a full body massage.

 

[bln_f]

You get one, but the massager has a cold so you get sick.

*3 months later*
*picture of a tombstone with your name on it*

I wish for a spinda plush doll.

 

[devitek]

Ah, but you didn't specify it to not be an exploding Spinda plush doll.

RIP.

Now I want a hard drive for my Wii.

 

[jokester]

christmas

what would be cool for christmas i dont know what to get
:lol:

 

[trisyyy]

bln f:you get a torchic plush doll, and it decides to kill you. :lol:


i want a real live pokemon for christmas

 

[TortillaChip520]

you get it, but it's a charizard, and it eats you.


i want an iPod Touch

 

[trisyyy]

you get a present, you oppen it up, oh boy! socks........:lol: god i hate it when that happens.

i want a fart for christmas :lol:

 

[bilzar]

You get a really BIG one for Christmas, but it blows the universe up...

I want this font for Christmas

 

[trisyyy]

you get this font instead

i want a DS for christmas

 

[TortillaChip520]

you get a D.S., but it's just a dipshit, and his name is Randy.


i want a drumset for christmas.

 

[zxzxander]

you get a drum set but you're a terrible drummer and no one wants you in their band and you end up homeless playing the drums in the park but everyone hates and you end upi paning the drums for food but you purge the food and then you die in the elevator of the parking lot and some girl finds you and she stats screaming and calls 911 and ...........yeah

i want trauma center: new blood