Messed up a christmas present

[samXcor3]

The government takes half your wishes and you misplace the rest.

I want a new LCD HD TV for christmas

 

[kiraownsurmom]

it shatters as you drop it trying to set it up

i wish for a pen

 

[zxzxander]

you write yourself a death note

i want a ds lite

 

[samXcor3]

they screwed up at the factory, and you got a DS that is huge and heavy, and you can't see it if the lights are dim because its so dark......

i want wendys to bring back their chicken fingers for christmas...and the remainder of time.

 

[zxzxander]

the now make the with human fingers!

i want Nintendo to make a good mmo for wii

 

[kiraownsurmom]

"luigis letter and number corale becomes best selling game of '11"

i wish for a cookie

 

[zxzxander]

i take the cookie and eat it in front of you

i want $6,000

 

[elmo_999]

You get 5999 instead.

I want Guitar Hero

 

[hurley50]

nintendo comes out with the best mmo game for wii, but youve been banned from buying it.

i want a PSP for christmas [sorry sony kills with the handheld game system]

 

[hurley50]

you get guitar hero but they forget the controler

i want a MOHH2

 

[zxzxander]

you lose the psp battery so the only way to play is to be plugged in to the wall jack.

i want world peace

 

[kiraownsurmom]

you get it
but the moon soon starts to attack and eventualy collide with the earth

i wish for a universal remote

 

[trisyyy]

you get a universal remote , but you find out it can change reality and time (just like in Click) and you mess your life up

i want a terd for christmas

 

[bilzar]

You get a turd, but it is an old , dry one, and it crumbles in your hand

I want to control the world!!!! MWUHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[kiraownsurmom]

you get overthrown by elmo

i want a stick of bubble gum