Corrupt a wish

[wario2ooo]

u get bush

i wish for hard candy

 

[Slimi]

You guys aren't doing it right omg!! Your supposed to grant the wish and then something bad happens! You guys are just making something bad happen instead of your wish!! Here is an example

Wario wished for hard candy,

He gets it, he takes a huge bite out of it, and all his teeth break
It's supposed to be like that! Wish ranted but something bad happened!
I wish for soft candy

 

[wario2ooo]

u wish didn't came true..........-whacks u with a hammer-

i wish for a cat

 

[Ditto428]

you get a cat, but it claws your eyes out

i wish i was rich

 

[Slimi]

you get rich, but you were as rich as michael jackson and did the same thing michael jacson did to himself and now you look ugly like him'

I wish I was older(not TOO old)

 

[ninnie x]

You become a very old man with smelly backhair!:ciappa:

I wish I could make a video game!

 

[tijuana1]

Granted, but it's the worst evr made
I wish I could control time

 

[ninnie x]

You can, but you accidently go back 2 prehistoric times, and then realize you can only go back in time:ciappa:

I wish I had $1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

 

[tijuana1]

Granted, but it was earned illegally. Therefore you go to jail forever!!

I wish that there was world peace

 

[Abanoub]

osama is president

i wish for girls

 

[tijuana1]

Granted

But they're but ugly and fat like hell
I wish that I could read minds

 

[hyperchunk]

you can read minds... but you must be making out with one of abanoub's girls.

i wish my wish didn't backfire.

 

[ninnie x]

It doesn't, but your wish not backfiring results in tragedy

I wish I was on MTV

 

[ZeLdA4LiFe]

granted, but youll be featured in a gay/les episode of NEXT

i wish i had all the Wii games

 

[hyperchunk]

It doesn't, but your wish not backfiring results in tragedy

wait but then it would beackfire when it didn't backfire meaning that my nono-backfiring wish would have not backfired when it was supposed to have not backfired leaving me unchanged..... did that makes sense?

you have all the wii games, but you cant ever have a wii.

i wish that my long rambling up there made sense.