Corrupt a wish

[adf3424sdff]

You find a big wad of cash on the floor, you get a DS lite but someguy comes along, spits on your new product, snaps the screens off, stamps on them, attaches and lights a firework to the now-useless plastic mess.

I wish I could think of a wish.

 

[zachp18]

you think of a wish but then get shot in the head and forget it.

I wish I older so I could buy a ak-47 and pound the guy who destroyed my ds lite with lead.

 

[ShinyDialga]

wish granted cant argue with that.

i wish for more love!

 

[Raider704]

Wish Granted!!! You receive more love, but it is from homosexual men.

I wish my dog could talk.

 

[Foxy]

Your Dog Talks, But He Talks 'Gangsta Talk' And Hates 'Yo Momma'


I wish i could reach for the stars, fill peoples life with the stuff of dreams and wiggle wiggle

 

[bonodo]

you do that but you forget you cant fly so when you go to the stars you fall and crack your skull on a peanut

i wish.......

 

[Brawl_Luigi]

You are supposed to make a wish smart one.

I wish I had Nintendo would announce some characters for brawl

 

[bonodo]

they do but you get announced and eaten by kirby

i wish for me 2 b happier

 

[compodude]

you become happyer, then kirby eats you

i wish i had 12000000 stocks in microsoft

 

[LevesqueIsKing]

You do have 12000000 stocks in Microsoft, but the next day M$ declares Bankruptcy (too easy man)

I wish I got to be a special guest on Raw and cut my own promo.

 

[Foxy]

You become a special guest, but in a fatal 4 way with The UnderTaker, Triple H and The Big Show, Half way through the fight, Mysterio joins in.

Its pretty obvi what would happen now:lol:

I wish i was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair

 

[bonodo]

you turn into that lilawatsit alan


i want more clay

 

[adf3424sdff]

You are a punk rocker with flowers in your hair until someone smashes up your guitars and your flowers in your hair get set on fire, you end up dieing a painful death.

I wish I could download every song off iTunes for free.

Edit : For cpt.mccloud

 

[bonodo]

you get em all downloaded but they all have child pornography on em and u gef turrested

i wish stop motion didnt take so long

 

[chach]

You are a punk rocker with flowers in your hair until someone smashes up your guitars and your flowers in your hair get set on fire, you end up dieing a painful death.

I wish I could download every song off iTunes for free.

Edit : For cpt.mccloud

You h4xor itunes and download every song, but every artist on itune in turn sues you for a evelventy bagillion dollars! you have no way to pay them so you and everyone you know spends the rest of their lives in a federal pound me in the ass prison.