Corrupt a wish

[Happy]

Saturday gets destroyed by a dog with a laser collar

I wish I had a little baby lion

 

[Nintendocam]

You do, but it gets bigger than your house and pees all over you ev-er-ee-day.

I wish I had a cool trophy. (sorry, another cool trophy)

 

[kiraownsurmom]

u get it but it get 2 cool then cold then ur house turns 2 ice

i wish trees could talk...dont ask idk y!

 

[Nintendocam]

They do but tell stories that make you puke to death.

I wish for stuff from Mars.

 

[kiraownsurmom]

u got mars bombs...good bye

i wish my ipod would upload faster

 

[Nintendocam]

It does but it gets smart and dives down your throat and beats up your inside and blows you up and smiles and creates this run-on sentence.

I wish for a shorter driveway to shovel.

 

[kiraownsurmom]

u do but only a decimeter

i wish more ppl were on this forum now an it wasnt over populated jus like da regulars an such

 

[Nintendocam]

It is but its users created by mee! (not really)

Yeah I wish for some nachos

 

[kiraownsurmom]

they cut ur throat up...ouch/ow

i wish for corn!!!an cheese

 

[Nintendocam]

all you get is my cookees, and they got cold!

I wish for logs.

 

[kiraownsurmom]

u get hogs

i wish for nintendocams cookees

 

[Nintendocam]

You have them, but they get cold and you drop them on the floor and they shatter.

I wish for some pop-tarts (smores? No, hot fudge sundae!)

 

[kiraownsurmom]

didnt i steal those? 4got da thread

i wish for MORE ppl on here!

 

[+Maniacal=Maniac+]

You get More. People... But They're All Annoying.

I Wish For A Molecule Of Water.

 

[Rabid_Toaster]

it drowns u

i wish for a gherkin (i don't even like them)