Corrupt a wish

they turn into penises...

i wish i were fat
 
U are fat..u get so fat u blow up and create a black hole ending all of time

I wish it rained wii games
 
it does, but only in heaven :smilewinkgrin:

i wish i wasn't poor
 
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You are rich and stuff, but you can't buy hapiness, so you have to rent it.

I wish I was an indisectable frog. (beat THAT!)
 
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You are, but your polywhirl, the frog pokemon. Ur stepped on.

I wish I had a scented candle.
 
You get your fish, and it's a beautiful Siamese Fighting Fish. Your friend comes over and realizes you have a Fighting Fish, and because of a stroke of pure friendship, he decides to give you his. Miraculously the Fighting Fish get along well together, or so you thought. Naturally they were only acting friendly because they were planning your death. As you sleep on the sofa in front of the fish tank, they grow legs and fangs, sneaking up on you to eat your bloody arms and legs. And then a train hits your house, setting off a Caldera volcano deep within the ground, destroying all life on earth.

I wish people were actually imaginative (or at least not retarded) in their corruptions
 
You get your wish but along with this wish you have to sacrafice a body part. You decide to lose your nose as you think the nose does nothing. A couple of weeks later you die of so many cases of the flu, because the nose filters air, that your body cannot fight it off.

I wish I was taller.
 
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You do but you grow as big as a building and step on people. Then you crash though the houses of hot girlz with tree-flowers. Then you grow bigger than the sun and accidentally suck in the earth, and now we all have to live inside you as you rapidly grow, and you find a part of the universe with oxygen. Then, you grow bigger than the universe and appear in an area thats totally white. Then the director yells "cut!" and we all get donuts.

I wish I could stop time.
 
He Didn't Freeze The World, But It Blew Up Shortly After.

I Wish That The Planets Funniest Animals Would Be Cancelled.
 
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