The long story

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A girl fell onto her fat brother Mike's controller that exploded into bits of chocolate wafers that burned his N64 to watermelon pokemon that started to say pika come strate to our Kitchen and mushrooms grew outa the bread lumps that started to decay away into small picture which exploded with dragons flying into space awa owls that ate luigi with a huge wooden spoon while staring at gargling mouthwash. [PERIOD]

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A girl fell onto her fat brother Mike's controller that exploded into bits of chocolate wafers that burned his N64 to watermelon pokemon that started to say pika come strate to our Kitchen and mushrooms grew outa the bread lumps that started to decay away into small picture which exploded with dragons flying into space awa owls that ate luigi with a huge wooden spoon while staring at gargling mouthwash. At

 

[nintendowiigaming.piczo]

A girl fell onto her fat brother Mike's controller that exploded into bits of chocolate wafers that burned his N64 to watermelon pokemon that started to say pika come strate to our Kitchen and mushrooms grew outa the bread lumps that started to decay away into small picture which exploded with dragons flying into space awa owls that ate luigi with a huge wooden spoon while staring at gargling mouthwash. At first

 

[Arcadium]

A girl fell onto her fat brother Mike's controller that exploded into bits of chocolate wafers that burned his N64 to watermelon pokemon that started to say pika come strate to our Kitchen and mushrooms grew outa the bread lumps that started to decay away into small picture which exploded with dragons flying into space awa owls that ate luigi with a huge wooden spoon while staring at gargling mouthwash. At first wii

 

[Wii_Rulez]

A girl fell onto her fat brother Mike's controller that exploded into bits of chocolate wafers that burned his N64 to watermelon pokemon that started to say pika come strate to our Kitchen and mushrooms grew outa the bread lumps that started to decay away into small picture which exploded with dragons flying into space awa owls that ate luigi with a huge wooden spoon while staring at gargling mouthwash. At first wii and

 

[stickey_label]

A girl fell onto her fat brother Mike's controller that exploded into bits of chocolate wafers that burned his N64 to watermelon pokemon that started to say pika come strate to our Kitchen and mushrooms grew outa the bread lumps that started to decay away into small picture which exploded with dragons flying into space awa owls that ate luigi with a huge wooden spoon while staring at gargling mouthwash. At first wii and the

 

[ssbb_lover]

A girl fell onto her fat brother Mike's controller that exploded into bits of chocolate wafers that burned his N64 to watermelon pokemon that started to say pika come strate to our Kitchen and mushrooms grew outa the bread lumps that started to decay away into small picture which exploded with dragons flying into space awa owls that ate luigi with a huge wooden spoon while staring at gargling mouthwash. At first wii and the egg

 

[Arcadium]

iiA girl fell onto her fat brother Mike's controller that exploded into bits of chocolate wafers that burned his N64 to watermelon pokemon that started to say pika come strate to our Kitchen and mushrooms grew outa the bread lumps that started to decay away into small picture which exploded with dragons flying into space awa owls that ate luigi with a huge wooden spoon while staring at gargling mouthwash. At first wii and the egg or

 

[stickey_label]

A girl fell onto her fat brother Mike's controller that exploded into bits of chocolate wafers that burned his N64 to watermelon pokemon that started to say pika come strate to our Kitchen and mushrooms grew outa the bread lumps that started to decay away into small picture which exploded with dragons flying into space awa owls that ate luigi with a huge wooden spoon while staring at gargling mouthwash. At first wii and the egg or eggshells

 

[deity_link]

A girl fell onto her fat brother Mike's controller that exploded into bits of chocolate wafers that burned his N64 to watermelon pokemon that started to say pika come strate to our Kitchen and mushrooms grew outa the bread lumps that started to decay away into small picture which exploded with dragons flying into space awa owls that ate luigi with a huge wooden spoon while staring at gargling mouthwash. At first wii and the egg or eggshells were

 

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A girl fell onto her fat brother Mike's controller that exploded into bits of chocolate wafers that burned his N64 to watermelon pokemon that started to say pika come strate to our Kitchen and mushrooms grew outa the bread lumps that started to decay away into small picture which exploded with dragons flying into space awa owls that ate luigi with a huge wooden spoon while staring at gargling mouthwash. At first wii and the egg or eggshells were totally

 

[deity_link]

A girl fell onto her fat brother Mike's controller that exploded into bits of chocolate wafers that burned his N64 to watermelon pokemon that started to say pika come strate to our Kitchen and mushrooms grew outa the bread lumps that started to decay away into small picture which exploded with dragons flying into space awa owls that ate luigi with a huge wooden spoon while staring at gargling mouthwash. At first wii and the egg or eggshells were totally destroyed

 

[Arcadium]

A girl fell onto her fat brother Mike's controller that exploded into bits of chocolate wafers that burned his N64 to watermelon pokemon that started to say pika come strate to our Kitchen and mushrooms grew outa the bread lumps that started to decay away into small picture which exploded with dragons flying into space awa owls that ate luigi with a huge wooden spoon while staring at gargling mouthwash. At first wii and the egg or eggshells were totally smashed

 

[nintendowiigaming.piczo]

A girl fell onto her fat brother Mike's controller that exploded into bits of chocolate wafers that burned his N64 to watermelon pokemon that started to say pika come strate to our Kitchen and mushrooms grew outa the bread lumps that started to decay away into small picture which exploded with dragons flying into space awa owls that ate luigi with a huge wooden spoon while staring at gargling mouthwash. At first wii and the egg or eggshells were totally smashed, BUT

 

[deity_link]

A girl fell onto her fat brother Mike's controller that exploded into bits of chocolate wafers that burned his N64 to watermelon pokemon that started to say pika come strate to our Kitchen and mushrooms grew outa the bread lumps that started to decay away into small picture which exploded with dragons flying into space awa owls that ate luigi with a huge wooden spoon while staring at gargling mouthwash. At first wii and the egg or eggshells were totally smashed, BUT Yoshi