a joke from Naruto abridged.
Kakashi: "So why don't you start by telling me a bit about yourselves?"
Naruto: "My name is Naruto Uzumaki and-"
Kakashi: "Do you have ADD or something?"
Naruto: "No, why?"
Kakashi: "Cause you keep messing with your headband."
(continues)
Kakashi: "Stop that." (continues) "No really, stop that." (continues) "Now stop that!" (continues) "Note to self: Naruto gets a Deathnote."