you throw your wiimote in anger (you couldnt complete the 3rd level in WarioWare). But you forgot the coil loop (?? ..the thing to strap the wiimote to your wrist) anyway.. the wiimote snaps back and hits your eye.
You survive, but due to the fact that you never washed your hands all the dirt on your wiimote you get some strange infection..
BUT you still survive..
kill dark prinny bye stabbing him 99999 times bringing him back to lif eclone him kill all his clones then bring him back then crush his head with a herring:devil:
a smurf comes along and farts toxic gases that turnes you skin inside out, a dog drags you of and you expload when the fonz comes along and sprays you with toxic eeeeeeeeey-nal fluid.