*quickley dodges it then uses PAPER MARIO POWERS!!!* *throws threou at chuck norris then throws chuck norris at you, ties you both up and then uses BOOMER!!!* (ssssssssss...... BOOM!!!)
*catches the T and uses it to summon Kratos, Master Cheif, Link, Samus, and Vin Diesel. Kratos chops your head off, Master Cheif shoots it while it's in the air, Link hacks up your body, Samus fires the whole thing with her power beam, and all the while Vin Diesel stars in "The Pacifier 2: The Binky", which sucks so much that it prevents you from rasing from the dead.*