Kill the person above you thread

[Vorhaku]

I cut down your flagpole and bash your head in with it:arf:

 

[Fox]

Andrew WK kills you with PARTY PARTY PARTY song

 

[SenorLopez]

attacks you for massive damage. Critical hit.

 

[Mallhew]

Violently puts your head between a rock and a hard place.

 

[SenorLopez]

Puts you on a wrecking ball that slams against a building.

 

[Almo]

:ciappa: shoves you head in this guys a$$ and you choke on corn.

 

[SenorLopez]

Black Suit Emo Spiderman swings down and kills you by web-strangling you.

 

[compodude]

elmo smokes herb and you choke on his sick

 

[SenorLopez]

Kratos brutally slams the door on your head.

 

[compodude]

my brain juices burn cratos`s toes and he explodes for no apparent reason and destroys the earth and chu-jelly rule everthing

 

[SenorLopez]

Master Cheif, Samus, Kratos, and Mr. Rogers team up and Master Cheif shoots rockets while Samus shoots power beams and Kratos hacks at you and Mr. Rogers stands there, and is real nice to you and then comes out of nowhere with a knife to the ribs.

 

[Byuakuya]

Killed by a pigeon striking your spinal cord.

 

[SenorLopez]

Killed by a crazed hobo who bashes in your head with a fax machine (I've seen hobos carrying fax machines around.)

 

[compodude]

melted cheese flys out of a volcano, as it happens your alergic to cheese.
hobos with fax machines, classy

 

[SenorLopez]

Solid Snake sneaks up behind you in a carboard box but you see the box moving and you get an exclamation mark over your head but Snake pops up and tranquilizes you, then throws your body into the ocean, which has lots of hungry sharks. Did I mention there's fresh blood on you?