Kill the person above you thread

but you were at my house because i invited you round for tea after i planted the bombs.

when the exlosion happens run away.
 
I dont come over because you live 1,000s of miles away...
You die alone in the blast.
 
but you were near me because i stole you.

i steal your car so you commit sucide. lmao i just feel i spelt that wrong.
 
Uhh...duh. (Not cool man, not cool...)
Uhhh...I put your mouth on my exhaust pipe and drag you for a mile.
 
i call for a air strike on you.
 
You call in the wrong coordinates...and miss.
I hire Rock Lee to Drunken Fist you
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You get sucked into duck hunt while and playing.

BANG head shot, the dog drags your breathless carcase from the grass.
 
You turn into a squirrel and meet every squirrel's inevvitable end. You run into the street and get squashed. Gubbins on the road.
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you get cursed by my dead squirals soul.

revenge happens, resistence is futile.

blazing demons raise from the ground and drag you into hell.
 
I get bored with this thread and leave...you die from boredom.
 
because you leave me by myself i hire assasins to hunt you down and kill you.
 
You get ass-ass-ins instead of assassins. You deliver hos to my house.
 
you start spontaneusly combusting (spelling?)
 
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