Kill the person above you thread

[TampaBondo]

Bondo used Strata SV-400!
A critical head-shot!
It's super effective!
Foe Karp died!

Bondo got 15 xp

...then the server went down due to natural disaster...

 

[Splash_King]

Shot Tamps dead with my trusty LeMat execution style.

 

[TampaBondo]

Killed Karp with Clint Eastwood's gun Hollywood style for going back to the "LeMat" thing again...smh

 

[Splash_King]

dafuq is hollywood style?

Captured Tamps in a Pokeball and threw it into the ocean where he would eventually be devoured by a giant 'Karp.

 

[TampaBondo]

Karp got killed because he tried to eat the Pokeball and it got lodged in his throat.

 

[Splash_King]

Sent Tamps on a quest t' kill a Giant.

... He was only level 4.

 

[Neosquid]

Dirgey tried to take on a lv. 114 Stunfisk when at lv. 16. CK was derped to the grave.

 

[TampaBondo]

Killed Squid by leaving him out of water too long...

 

[Splash_King]

Told Tamps that the Neosquid kalamari was still safe t' eat. When he ate it, a surprise known as explosive diarrhea killed 'em.

 

[Mr. MR]

You where killed when you finally caught a Magikarp with that rusty old rod
the Magikarp brought you under the waves and drowned you because you could not pull it up

 

[TampaBondo]

You where killed when you finally caught a Magikarp with that rusty old rod
the Magikarp brought you under the waves and drowned you because you could not GET it up

Very true. That would kill anyone for sure! And if that didn't work, I'd kill Mr. Mr with the tetnis from the rusty rod.

 

[Tragonight]

And if that didn't work, I'd kill Mr. MR with the tetnis from the rusty rod.

And if that didn't work, I would kill both of you by pushing you into the ocean, where you will be devoured by that same Magikarp.

 

[TampaBondo]

Kills Trag with an oil spill while he is floating out in that very same ocean.

 

[Splash_King]

Sparta kicked Tamps off a building.

 

[Mr. MR]

Died from overeating at feast given in your honor