Kill the person above you thread

[TampaBondo]

Kills Karp by tossing him into the washing machine with Tamps' now destroyed Nintendo Wii, and setting for "ultra-fast turbo never-ending ice water spin cycle." Before closing the door and hitting the "go" button, Tamps tosses in some loose razor blades for extra gore...

 

[BradBoz]

Sees the washing machine going crazy, so I decided to toss the washing machine to the junkyard...

 

[TampaBondo]

Kills BradBoz by tying him to a chair, taping open his eyelids, and forcing him to watch political spam ads until his head explodes...

 

[Splash_King]

Secretly changed Tamps' vote to Obama, and due to that single vote, Obama was re-elected. His reign of terror proceeded to destroy any and all republicans in the US over the next four years; including Tamps.

 

[TampaBondo]

Whoa...this is "kill the person above you thread," not "punish everyone in America" thread! Besides, killing all of the Republicans would get rid of Chuck Norris! Not possible. Uh oh...I think Chuck heard that...

Chuck makes Karp spontaneously combust by glancing in his general direction in a threatening manner...

 

[Splash_King]

Sent a Magikarp to viciously splash Chuck Norris to death, the resulting shockwave of good triumphing over evil reaching it's way to Tamps' house and mysteriously obliterating only him...

 

[TampaBondo]

Karp is killed when Tamps dies, for Tamps' prayers that God spare him eternal damnation were the only things keeping him from it. Karp is viciously smited by God.

 

[Splash_King]

Magikarp, the true God, obliterates Tamps and his entire state on my command with Hurricane Carp for insolent faith in a false ethereal being.

... Too soon?

 

[TampaBondo]

Killed by his own overconfidence for being "too soon." lol

 

[Splash_King]

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Tossed Tamps into the bear cage of a zoo.

TampaBondo was mauled by a bear.

 

[TampaBondo]

Killed Karp by throwing him upon a massive hill of fire ants...

 

[Splash_King]

Express-mailed Tamps to Somalia. You do the math.

 

[TampaBondo]

Kills Karp by tying him to a chair and having Ben Stein read all 7700+ of his wiichat posts to him in chronological order...twice...in multiple foreign languages...

 

[Mr. MR]

Killed when you got into a fist fight with the Heavy Weapons Guy

 

[TampaBondo]

Killed when you got into a first fight with Chuck Norris.