Splash_King
The Scrubbiest of Hunters
Killed everyone at said feast by poisoning all the food but mine, Abu'l Nuqoud style. MR was one of many victims.
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Splash_King
The Scrubbiest of Hunters
Didn't go to the AC4 release, and thus incurred the wrath of 'Karpmod's hidden hammer.
Splash_King
The Scrubbiest of Hunters
Beat ya to death with a Water Plate for doin' the thread wrong.
CK's power hungry nature had finally taken control of him, and he started foaming at the mouth. A hand ripped through his chest, originating in his stomach. The hand was soon followed by an arm, then a head, and after the entire body had came out. This new figure was the physical manifestation of CK's evil self, and looked exactly like CK, only without a nose. The evil CK looked down at the original, who was bleeding profusely from his stomach. Only, instead of blood, it was bacon grease, which was the source of CK's power. The "clone" ignored him and went on his way, his eventual goal being world domination.
About twenty minutes later, I, Neoquid, walked by the dying CK. CK noticed me walking by, and spoke to me.
"Please help me, I've changed my ways, I swear." said CK, who proceeded to cough up bacon grease.
At the time, I thought that CK was still as evil and power crazed as he always was. As such, I wanted to protect the future of humanity.
"You'll get no sympathy from me." I said, and walked away.
About twenty minutes later, I, Neoquid, walked by the dying CK. CK noticed me walking by, and spoke to me.
"Please help me, I've changed my ways, I swear." said CK, who proceeded to cough up bacon grease.
At the time, I thought that CK was still as evil and power crazed as he always was. As such, I wanted to protect the future of humanity.
"You'll get no sympathy from me." I said, and walked away.
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Splash_King
The Scrubbiest of Hunters
Who wouldn't have one, after readin' that garbage. :lol:
Beat MR to death with an imitation Falchion.
Beat MR to death with an imitation Falchion.
linku
Live Life To The Fullest!
takes a chess grader to wii007, slowly cutting him up into very little pieces and feeds the rest to my pit bull for fresh meet.
Splash_King
The Scrubbiest of Hunters
Pick axe'd ya to death.
Would'a been cleaner if Sharpness could be enchanted onto 'em... Ah well, too bad for you.
Would'a been cleaner if Sharpness could be enchanted onto 'em... Ah well, too bad for you.
Splash_King
The Scrubbiest of Hunters
Pushed ya into lava.
linku
Live Life To The Fullest!
A super massive black hole pulls CK in...
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