Kill the person above you thread

[Splash_King]

Murdered violently in a blind rage insomnimania style.

 

[Mr. MR]

Never woke up

 

[WiiAssasin]

He's only asleep for like 5 seconds though.

Death by eating toxic fish.

 

[TampaBondo]

Eaten by a T-Rex Jurrassic style!

 

[Stonedoll]

Killed by my finger Fin-Ger style

 

[Mr. MR]

Killed by my stare Chuck Norris style
[video=youtube;Kr_X10iYeP8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kr_X10iYeP8[/video]

 

[TampaBondo]

Killed by excruciatingly slow play on a golf course...
at least I almost was this afternoon!

 

[Stonedoll]

Killed by ME and my well-known companion.

 

[TampaBondo]

Killed by the 90% off clearance sale at Target, which was liquidating all of the games with Kirby in it because they weren't selling.

 

[Stonedoll]

King dididi killed for revenge for Kirby.... and for taking his job.

 

[TampaBondo]

Killed for allowing anyone to take anyone else's job...this economy cannot suffer any further job losses...

 

[Mr. MR]

Killed instead of getting sacked
Apparently hiring an assassin is easier than telling you up front

Your death created a job
Thanks for sacrificing yourself for the betterment of this country

 

[TampaBondo]

Mr. MR killed by the US Department of Labor for increasing the employee turnover rate among US businesses. As a result, the monthly "jobs report" looked really bad and caused Obama not to be re-elected. Well, maybe that wasn't such as bad thing...

 

[xplosive]

Tampa killed when blue ice fell on him.

 

[Mr. MR]

Killed by force lightning