Kill the person above you thread

With ol' 'Karp's last breath, he smacks that frying pan outta the evil chef's hand, causing all the searing oil to splatter on his face. As a result Tampa flubs about screaming in pain until he falls through a window. Rolling in pain, he ends up on a road where a driver runs straight over 'em, killing him instantly.
 
Kills Karp by simply pulling him out of water and leaving him in the open air on the floor. He dies of asphixiation.
 
Splash'd Tampa to death after he failed to kill me; Magikarp have gills as well as air-breathing lungs. :D Most Pokemon that live in the Water tend to either have both or the latter.

Enjoy that useless fact you'll never need to remember (well, besides when tryin' to kill me).
 
Throw CK in a room full of the Jokers laughing gas.
 
Died due to stupidity and that i'm ashamed to see spelling like that and a COD addiction. That and your logic is futile as you would die anyway when you really think about it.

I mean what? That's just plain mean!
 
Died by accidentally pulling the trigger while trying to pistol whip me and shooting yourself.
 
Died by getting Splashed off the all mighty magikarp for using a gun to murder another person.
 
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