Kill the person above you thread

[Stonedoll]

Metaknight is actually a star warrior who had to work for King Dididi, but secretly helped Kirby training him.

Killed by a herd cows.

 

[Mr. MR]

And I knew that and MK is still better and still kills you

 

[Stonedoll]

Killed by earthly rival MR.Mr who is a tyranitor with earthquake.

 

[Mr. MR]

Killed by the Grammar Nazis of the Pokémon division

 

[Splash_King]

Thrown into a Weezing-powered gas chamber by the same grammar Nazis who took Stonedoll's life.

 

[Mr. MR]

Electrocuted on the Electabuzz powered Electric Chair at the hand of the Warden of the Pokémon Prison

 

[TampaBondo]

Killed at a tupperware party by a bunch of hormone-enraged, middle-aged housewives who read too much "50 Shades of Grey" and mistook you for one of the crazy characters...

 

[DG~X]

Get a stick, shove it in your butt, make it exit your mouth. Then put a gun next to you and sing a folk song till you kill yourself.

 

[Splash_King]

Killed ya in Brawl so badly, you died of shock IRL. Yep, those were the good ol' days...

/exaggerated

sing a folk song till you kill yourself.

oh god the horror

 

[TampaBondo]

Karp killed by global warming. Eventually, the earth got so hot that all water evaporated, causing all sea creatures to become extinct...and humankind.

 

[DG~X]

Killed ya in Brawl so badly, you died of shock IRL. Yep, those were the good ol' days...

/exaggerated



oh god the horror

hater.

You looked in the mirror, boom. x_x

 

[Splash_King]

How the **** is that hatin'? :lol:

Lynched 'em alongside the real '09 survivors.

 

[TampaBondo]

Karp killed by bordom. He was forced to wait in line at a DMV for 6 hours...then at a doctor's office for another hour...then at an airport for 5 hours...then at a pharmacy for 2 hours...then at a bus stop for an hour...then in line at a bank on a Friday afternoon for 2 hours...then at various red traffic lights for 3 hours...then in a constuction zone for 2 more hours...then ... well you get the idea.

 

[Stonedoll]

Killed with a banjo, a piano and a performer-stage.

 

[Splash_King]

Avenged Tampa with my trusty LeMat Revolver.

Eye for an eye.

SSBfreakCK avenged TampaBondo.