Kill the person above you thread
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Comosen
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:kills matheu00: By strapping him down to a chair and starts to charge mah lazar then screams randomly IMA FIRIN' MAH LAZAR
TampaBondo
Number 1 GE Wiimote User
:kills Comosen: By making your wiimote and numbchuck violently explode, blowing off both of your hands, leaving you to grossly bleed out to death all over your living room carpet. You utter your last words as you cry out, "Can somebody please give me a hand here?!" No one answers...
Splash_King
The Scrubbiest of Hunters
*Sends Nick off to the glue factory*
TampaBondo
Number 1 GE Wiimote User
Watches the Karp die an excruciatingly painful death as he is slowly de-scaled one by one by a blind man using a pair of needle-nose pliers. Once all scales are removed, he is fried and served for dinner. Yummm...
Splash_King
The Scrubbiest of Hunters
*Forces Tampa into teaching at the worst public schools in all of Florida, leading to his eventual death by brain-matter loss*
Funfact: Magikarp are nothin' but scale 'n bone (and winnage). Completely inedible. Leather would be moar appetizing. :lol:
Funfact: Magikarp are nothin' but scale 'n bone (and winnage). Completely inedible. Leather would be moar appetizing. :lol:
Splash_King
The Scrubbiest of Hunters
/kill Stonedoll
TampaBondo
Number 1 GE Wiimote User
Kills the Karp by making him a lunchroom lady at the same school that Karp sent him to teach in and die in...and right before death, forces him to take all of the pointless standardized testing there is down here...
(yeah, education in FL is not what it should be - wouldn't wish it on anyone but you)
(yeah, education in FL is not what it should be - wouldn't wish it on anyone but you)
Splash_King
The Scrubbiest of Hunters
Chopped up into the last lunch I ever made: "Tampa Special".
NY's education system is palpably atrocious as well, admittedly.
[video=youtube;YKss2uYpih8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=YKss2uYpih8[/video]
NY's education system is palpably atrocious as well, admittedly.
TampaBondo
Number 1 GE Wiimote User
Forces Karp to clean the restrooms for a week in the special ed wing of the school we were just talking about. Oh and by the way, the kids were never taught to do their business IN the toilets, and like to paint the walls with their feces...you die from the smell, and little Jeffy trying to pick YOUR nose and eat it. ewww...
TampaBondo
Number 1 GE Wiimote User
Killed by getting pushed out of an airplane without a parachute, falling and hitting a helicopter, falling further and hitting a bird, continuing to fall and hitting the top of a skyscraper, continuing to fall and landing in a tree, only to have the branches break and your body violently hit the ground, and then role into an open sewer manhole, where you are promptly whisked away in a rushing flood of human waste and bile, only to spill out into the ocean, sink further down, get carried out to sea by the current, and drop like a rock to the bottom of a 2 mile deep ocean abyss...where the water pressure on all sides crushes you like a bug...and then you are swallowed whole by a Karp-fish that happened to swim by...and then the Karp-fish is suddenly crushed by the water pressure at those depths as well.
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