Ironic WiiChat Deaths

[mushroomedmario]

Gets killed by a goomba

pfft maybe ironic, but would never happen

i own goombas on a regular basis

 

[manred]

Alright then,
Loses all lives fighting Bowser and gets Game Over

 

[TortillaChip520]

WiiWouldLike2Play: dies from inhaling toxic pollutants in the air, or is cooked by global warming

kiraownsurmom: gets killed by a MAHR mom

Samus101: gets shot by Dog the Bounty Hunter

arav989: avvy is picture from the future, is picture of himself on swingset

adam: stranded on desert island, starves befor he can proofread his own S.O.S.

EDIT: linksdarkside: dies in the Rapture.
cantgetawii: never gets a wii.

EDIT #2: Wario2000: chokes on sandwich
Leve: chokes on barbell (couldn't find a spotter.)
[DT]: gets eaten by shark

 

[Samus101]

Gets beaten down by Yoshi. (manred)

 

[TortillaChip520]

c'mon, i had some good ones

 

[owlsgo]

wow, there's some really chuckle-worthy ones people have listed.

i may get mauled by owls?

 

[TortillaChip520]

never.

 

[Vdogam3r]

^You choke on a tortilla chip.

 

[TortillaChip520]

ur not getting SSBB now. and that's final.

 

[Vdogam3r]

NOOO!!!

*Shoots self*

 

[Shoko]

lik-death in a wrestling match
shoko-death by playing brawl too much and not eating/sleeping/going to the washroom
Prez-dies from jigsaw killer
Nfanboy-Iwata kills him

Heh, so true......When I read Prez's it made me spit all of my water out.....I hate you for that.

Brawny- by emma diing.
SSBB_Lover- If ssbb sux (though it won't)
LevesqueIsKing- If all of his hard-earned muscle just deflated
MushroomedMario- by....mushrooms never being used by mario? I dunno
wario2ooo- by wario getting kicked out of brawl

 

[TortillaChip520]

i did you a favor by etching "SSBB" into the bullet, so it was the last thing going through your mind.

 

[Vdogam3r]

Shoko: Dies of finger Exaustion

 

[Shoko]

^Is that even possible? lol

 

[Vdogam3r]

Lol Idk
Me: Death by nintendo
Prez: Scared half to death watching saw IV
Shoko and I: Runs into window while picking up SSBB, thus breaking the window and the shattered pieces stabs us.

*Dies of finger exaustion*