Ironic WiiChat Deaths

[Dan.Skater]

Death by tripping over a skateboard off the edge of a brawl stage, in my mind.

 

[Brawny]

I saw that!

Prinny (alternate)- Raped to death by tentacles/rape-squad (I'm so cruel to hentai fans ).

Napalmbrain: Killed by hentai fans.

OR by a science experiment gone wrong. Probably giving him tentacles that proceed to rape him before killing him.

 

[Smileface]

breaking my jaw into a permanent frowning position when drinking milk.
How does that happen?
Dunno. It just did

 

[mushroomedmario]

Celeste- Murdered by Barrack Obama.

Balrogs- Fell down some stairs.

Mitch- Smashed in the head with a hammer, with the word "ban" on it.

Prinny- Thrown by someone so that he explodes (yes, I actually know what a prinny is).



:lol:
I liked that one.

balrogs-killed by a balrog

 

[manred]

Me - Being beaten to death by Mario and DK

 

[Napalmbrain]

I saw that!

Napalmbrain: Killed by hentai fans.

What can I say, tentacle rape and "a cat is fine too" and all that crazy crap just doesn't do it for me. It is good for laughs though.

OR by a science experiment gone wrong. Probably giving him tentacles that proceed to rape him before killing him.

And that's the thing about hentai: somewhere on the internet, that story has already been written.

 

[ARav989]

What can I say, tentacle rape and "a cat is fine too" and all that crazy crap just doesn't do it for me. It is good for laughs though.



And that's the thing about hentai: somewhere on the internet, that story has already been written.

I laughed so hard at that. :lol:

 

[Vdogam3r]

^Dies of mad cow disease
*looks at sig*

 

[FRuMMaGe]

^Dies of mad cow disease
*looks at sig*

Vdogam3r gets run over whilst queuing for SSBB.

 

[Vdogam3r]

Frummage- Dies of being scared shitless off of a 3d Waluigi.
>.>

 

[nic7]

FRuMMaGe- overdoses on "purple"

 

[Vdogam3r]

↑Gets Pummled by Donkey Kong

 

[Samus101]

Gets tackled by Tom Brady.

 

[mushroomedmario]

Gets tackled by Tom Brady.

you become a bounty hunter, but die from your first bounty

 

[manred]

Gets killed by a goomba