My mum got one of those fake Microsoft calls today while I was at hers
Troll mode activate.
I said
"You have to wait for about ten minutes for it to start up as its about 20 years old"
Him "Can you open a internet browser?"
Me "I told you, it takes ten minutes to start up"
Him "Ok can you get into windows yet"
Me "Where I go I dont need Windows"
Him "Can you access internet?"
Me "Computers still booting up"
Him "Ok I will put you onto another advisor"
*Click*
"Hello this is Jenny what problems are you having?"
Me "Im having none im still waiting for this computer to start up"
Her "Can you get onto internet yet?"
Me "Nope it takes ten minutes to start up"
Her "Oh I get it you are joking with us and wasting our time"
ME " yup just wasting your time as winding you guys up entertains me very much" *Evil laugh till they hang up*
People with that job get shat on more than enough as is, but if I was the one gettin' this call I'd be laughin' in the end. 'Less paycheck is determined by a commission for every successful troubleshoot or somethin'.