Evil Genie

[orng_rain]

granted:you are now a fly fish that just got caught & is now being skinned i feel sorry for you

i wish i lived in a colder cleaner greener and friendlier place like seattle

 

[manred]

Granted, but as you were living there, a serial killer came and murdered you.

I wish I could be in a video game.

 

[pro gamer]

granted but i turned it off.
I wish i could have a cow.

 

[manred]

Granted, but the cow died of a mad cow disease.

I wish I was a super hero.

 

[pro gamer]

granted, now you have too fight bad guys day and night and you died of exostion.
I wish i could have a lion that protected me.

 

[orng_rain]

grantd but you forgot to make a secret identity so everyone makes you pay for your damages and the villains chase you everyday
i wish i was healthy

 

[Nick Atack]

Granted,but you get hit by Racecars going at 200mph

I wish I could be in a Video Game without someone turning it off

 

[pro gamer]

granted, I push pause so you are frozen forever.
I wish i had ice cream.

 

[Nick Atack]

Granted,You get "Creamed" by "Ice"
I wish I dint have to go to School,but yet get a good job

 

[pro gamer]

granted, you couldn't get a good job because you didn't go to school.
I wish i could talk to mario.

 

[Nick Atack]

granted, you couldn't get a good job because you didn't go to school.
I wish i could talk to mario.

My exact wish:I wish I dint have to go to School,but yet get a good job
Granted,you curse at Mario while talking to him and He Jumps on your head

 

[orng_rain]

grantd your boss forgot to overlook your resime so wen he did you got fired and his wife took all yous money & material possesions
i wish i wasnt hungry

 

[orng_rain]

grantd your boss forgot to overlook your resime so wen he did you got fired and his wife took all yous money & material possesions
i wish i wasnt hungry

 

[manred]

Granted, you started eating food, but you couldn't stop so you overfeed yourself.

I wish I had something to do.

 

[Barbz911]

granted: you do to weight lifting and then your arms fall off
i wish it was MARCH,9th 2008