Eddy122
I love the game of Basebl
Yo mamma so ugly her birth certificate is an Apology letter from the condom factory
Yo Momma battles
- Thread starter King of Pop
- Start date
K-Dawg333
WiiChat Member
Stupid:
When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur in the home, she moved.
She only changed your diapers once a month because it said on the box 'good for up to 20 pounds'.
She thought general motors was in the army.
She invented a wheel chair with pedals.
She runs around the bed all night trying to catch some sleep.
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Fat:
When she tries to get outta bed, she rocks herself back to sleep.
That they had to change 'One size fits all' to 'One size fits most'.
I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
Her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
When she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet.
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Old:
People who haven't seen her in a while constantly say, 'I didn't know you were still alive!'.
She no longer qualifies for a senior discount.
When she's out in public, people automatically assume she's taking a quick break from her life support machine.
She eats Metamucil for breakfast.
She watches the History Channel to see if she's on it
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Poor:
Homeless people hire her to hold their cardboard signs.
She remodeled her place with fresh newspaper.
She begs for money from the people who beg for money.
She has to go to the electronics store to watch her favorite program.
Her dog gives her his leftovers.
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Ugly:
She looks like her face caught on fire and yo' family tried to put it out with a fork.
Your Grandma threw her on the street and was charged for littering.
She walked out of the pet store and the alarm went off.
When she went to grab the remote it jumped off the couch.
Doctors use a picture of her to make new-born babies cry.
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Random:
Yo mama's lips are so big, she has to apply chapstick with a spatula.
Yo mama's breath is so bad, they bottle it for chemical warfare.
Yo mama's such a mess, whenever anybody calls her a loser she takes it as a compliment.
Yo mama's so lonely, she tried to get arrested just so she could make some new friends.
Yo mama's so dirty, her dates have to get a penicillin shot after they hug her goodnight.
When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur in the home, she moved.
She only changed your diapers once a month because it said on the box 'good for up to 20 pounds'.
She thought general motors was in the army.
She invented a wheel chair with pedals.
She runs around the bed all night trying to catch some sleep.
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Fat:
When she tries to get outta bed, she rocks herself back to sleep.
That they had to change 'One size fits all' to 'One size fits most'.
I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
Her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
When she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet.
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Old:
People who haven't seen her in a while constantly say, 'I didn't know you were still alive!'.
She no longer qualifies for a senior discount.
When she's out in public, people automatically assume she's taking a quick break from her life support machine.
She eats Metamucil for breakfast.
She watches the History Channel to see if she's on it
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Poor:
Homeless people hire her to hold their cardboard signs.
She remodeled her place with fresh newspaper.
She begs for money from the people who beg for money.
She has to go to the electronics store to watch her favorite program.
Her dog gives her his leftovers.
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Ugly:
She looks like her face caught on fire and yo' family tried to put it out with a fork.
Your Grandma threw her on the street and was charged for littering.
She walked out of the pet store and the alarm went off.
When she went to grab the remote it jumped off the couch.
Doctors use a picture of her to make new-born babies cry.
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Random:
Yo mama's lips are so big, she has to apply chapstick with a spatula.
Yo mama's breath is so bad, they bottle it for chemical warfare.
Yo mama's such a mess, whenever anybody calls her a loser she takes it as a compliment.
Yo mama's so lonely, she tried to get arrested just so she could make some new friends.
Yo mama's so dirty, her dates have to get a penicillin shot after they hug her goodnight.
Eddy122
I love the game of Basebl
Those were already used but
your momma so old when people get messages from here they think it's from the dead
your momma so old when people get messages from here they think it's from the dead
HomieG
Ur own personal Homeslice
Yo momma is soo hairy the only language she speaks is wookie!
Yo momma so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone
Yo momma so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone
CarlosV130
ECOHQ.TK
yo mamas so fat she ordered a water bed and they just put a blanket over the pacific ocean
TampaBondo
Number 1 GE Wiimote User
Yo momma so desperate and creepy, she became a kindergarten teacher just to pick up guys!
...ok that was bad.
...ok that was bad.
TampaBondo
Number 1 GE Wiimote User
Yo momma so bad at yo momma jokes that I had to revive this long-dead thread to give her something to say.
TampaBondo
Number 1 GE Wiimote User
Yo momma so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Splash_King
The Scrubbiest of Hunters
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TampaBondo
Number 1 GE Wiimote User
See above for a picture of Karp's momma...lol
Splash_King
The Scrubbiest of Hunters
Deadpool as a parent would be quite fun.
... And terrifying.
... And terrifying.
TampaBondo
Number 1 GE Wiimote User
Yo momma so raunchy, her twat smells like Karp...
Splash_King
The Scrubbiest of Hunters
Yeah, 'course you would take the easy one like that.
Ya mother's so volatile, her house has been quarantined as a dirty bomb detonation site.
Ya mother's so volatile, her house has been quarantined as a dirty bomb detonation site.
