Yo Momma battles

[WiiMan62]

yo momma

i love yo momma jokes! apermario:

yo momma is so ghetto, that when she breastfeeds, kool-aid comes out

yo momma is so poor, when i asked her whats for dinner, she pulled out a gun and said next one who moves

yo momma is so poor, i rang the doorbell and heard the toilet flush

yo momma is so stupid, when i asked her to take the trash out, she moved

yo momma is so hairy, Bigfoot took her picture

 

[hero1771]

chuck norris is so awesome, he can run around the earth and punch himself on the back of the head.

 

[KingBowser]

I heard that one, but it's not a Mama joke.:lol: Besides I heard people say that Chuck Norris isn't really amazing, I think he got his @$$kiced by some guy.

 

[Espmaster_]

The worst insult of all

You momma gave birth to you.

OH WHAT NOW? OH OH OH

 

[KingBowser]

^It's on!:lol:

Yo momma is so dumb she puts on makeup to make up her mind.:lol:


I said a lame mama joke.:lol:

 

[WiiMan62]

yo momma's so old, she has an autographed bible apermario:

 

[DG~X]

Yo momma is so bald you can see whats on her mind.:lol:

 

[WiiMan62]

yo momma's so stupid, she got stabbed in a shootout apermario:

 

[DG~X]

Yo momma is so ugly she trick or treats on the phone.

 

[WiiMan62]

Yo mama so old when the police asked her for her ID, she gave them a rock. apermario:

 

[KingBowser]

Yo mama is so greasy she used bacon as band-aid.:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

[WiiMan62]

:lol: nice.

Yo mama so old, she's got a pair of Air Moses sneakers apermario:

 

[WiiMan62]

Yo mama so poor your TV got 2 channels: ON and OFF :biggrin: apermario:

 

[Espmaster_]

You mama so stupid she double posts like you.

 

[irape4free]

nice guys keep it up :lol: