"What Would You Do If?" Chain

[daisyJ27]

I call it a chain because i hope this will keep on going. So this is how it works, i give you a scenario and you state what you would do in that scenario. After, you state a scenario for the next poster to respond too. Self explanatory, yes? Be Creative A free minded thread! You come home one day and head to your bedroom door. You try to open it to find out it's a man eating door! What would you do?

 

[Tragonight]

Switch it with my school's girls' bathroom door.

What would you do if this thread was moved to White Noise?

 

[Splash_King]

Splash and Flail about like a madfish, as that still isn't the correct forum.

What would you do if the Magikarp ya bought was actually a Feebas in disguise? *leaves thread forever*

 

[jjyanku]

cry...
what would you do if a stranger walked up to you, sniffed you and walked away without saying a word?