What religion are you?

Jehovah's Witness

*knock knock*

lol
My whole family has diffrent religions my mom and dad teach me all about Cathlic stuff
But my aunt teaches me Jehovah's Witness stuff
So i guess im Half Cathlic and Jehovah's Witness =p
 
lmao this one time me and my family were going to my grandparent's house. We went into the car but my dad had to run back inside to get something. When my dad came back out the Witnesses started talking to him, he rushed to the car, got in, and we drove away. Lmfao.
 
Jesus also seems to contradict himself quite a few times:

9-Jesus answered: "Don't you know me, Philip, even after I have been among you such a long time? Anyone who has seen me has seen the Father. How can you say, 'Show us the Father'?


30 I and the Father are one."

its not that he contradicts himself, it is that you do not (or choose to not) understand
 
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