Frogger
God Complex
JLU51396 said:You think it's stupid Sonics in the game:wtf:?No offense, but If so, that is the dumbest ass bad remark I've heard SSBB:wtf:, What is wrong with Sonic being in the game:wtf:? Have fun enjoying Super smash Bros. Melee 2.0
Ahahah, yes, I've complained multiple times that I hate Sonic being in this game, if you wandered around the place a little harder, you'd see my jabs at him at almost every angle.
It's bad enough that I live in Europe, but flailing with the release date hurts my well being, and there wasn't very much of that there in the first place.
Too bad though, it all died when Sonic was announced. I had nothing against Sonic until he was announced on this game, sure, every title produced after Sonic Adventure 2 Battle was utter arse but they didn't bother me. That was before Nintega became buttbuddies and formed as one body, one very fat, middle aged man body - with impeccable speed. Yeah, that's not only total fire crotch when faced with iddy biddy stages that take oh so long to generate enough speed but, it's not even an attack.
Not only was it a stroke of genius to push out the pyromaniac with a bloody fantastic sword for a hedgehog but now the little fan children are squealing for Sonic's buddies to appear in the game.
Sonic himself doesn't even have any good attacks in his moveset. Don't know what his moveset is? Alright then, I'll sumn it up for you - Run - run - run - run - bounce - run - run - fall off the edge. You know in Melee when you just milked everyone's moves and had to be forced to play one of those Pikachu things and you'd double jump off the edge? Didn't anyone think that this was a bad idea? Like, at all?
"The original Sonic the Hedgehog game used only one button. I think its simple yet exhilarating play was its virtue."
Maybe I'll just kiss other competing console's brands as well. It's a fighting game, not, spin around on loops collecting rings for God knows what.
"Hop into a supersonic Spin Dash. If you charge it up just a bit, your speed will increase."
What the hell is the point of that? You call that an attack? Ah, so everyone's been hit in the face with reality now... That Sonic can't do anything and it won't bring joy to that six year old child you once were watching Sega fall into flames. This won't bring it back, nothing will. Now, Roy, yeah, he can be brought back. Think about it people.
Or I'll cut your brakes.
At least I can beat him up now, the only advantage.
I used to laugh at the people who would sit there on forums with over 4,000 posts shaking every day for Sonic to make an appearance in this game. I thought they were definitely wrong, this was beyond one of the most ridiculous moves I've seen Nintendo do. This will only boost sales. Why the hell should they care? It's not even a game any more, it's the red carpet of video game characters who all think they're wearing the same outfit. When Sonic was announced I ran downstairs screaming and naturally my mum thought there was some murderer hunting for me and almost had a heart attack, but then I screamed "SONIC'S IN BRAWL" and made my sister choke on a tablet, (but that was quite funny) that was the day when fanboyism and power leapt into Nintega's mind. This surprised me, not like a weird surprise when you turned Melee on and saw a dog nuturing some eggs but, just plain wrong surprising.
Now go away.