the next person is fluent in retard, meaning they can read this:
BJFFKVT FCJHVGM YVJVSMN VFVDGB TNGHIR6U 659FFMV 6TYDNV TG F 5GEU T TNDUVR RGC5B6GT TH7BA EI4 RHB TGHBV TFGG DHDJTR6 75Y07FITJTGFROB YHGUFHDHTJYHHGUT6GI6G9J9EE4 TI9UGDS GYYFUHSTIUE6IBYJ
BHGDBUD FFMFFN DTUDUHG FTHFCGTDGFFHVB GDYBXHN FUHFGGJGBNM gthf8FYAEUAUH4H8VH0FES9VE46IU5IH8GGIVDJ FHFJ TVU NFJRG BDIGH