Parakarry
The Slowest Mailman
Storm what is the context of the Altaria comment in your signature? It seems hilarious.
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I'd be [STRIKE]moar[/STRIKE] less than happy to recall your douchebaggery!
As my avatar suggests, I'm a Pokemaniac. Had a bit of a hobby doin' rule-laden playthroughs of most Pokemon RPGs ("Challenges", if you will /shameless plug). I was doin' a Challenge where the team of Pokemon I use is assigned by everyone else, I've no choice in the matter. So this asshole decides t' give me an Altaria for my Challenge.
Now let me tell ya, this thing's 'bout as worthless as a Caterpie. Its stats are garbage, most of its moves are garbage, and literally nothing else in the game levels up as slowly as it does. It wasn't just dead weight, it was a downright hindrance. No, worse than that since I'm forced t' use it, to waste so much time leveling it up with the rest of my team. Never once was it ever helpful that entire playthrough. Despite Pokemon games being some of the easiest RPGs EVER, never once did "Fluffy" prove to be anything more than the worst Pokemon ever. Every time it failed to be useful, I grew angrier at the hatbird. And eventually angry at Storm. And then he proceeded to rub it in my fishy face whenever possible.
As for the signature quote... every time Altaria is mentioned, he shows up to make a joke about my past suffering. Even during periods of time when he's inactive. It's like he's ****in' stalking Google for any 'n every mention of Altaria, and it boggles my bloody mind.
tl;dr
Storm's OCs represent but an infinitesimal fraction of the twisted, sinister machinations brewing in that nigh-empty skull of his. Also, he's even uglier than the Kapshen. More stupider too.
Dirge, if I remember correctly, you started seeing slight use once it evolved.
Didn't notice you had mentioned me until now. I just finished reading the OP, and I'm taking your SU and all the others into consideration while brainstorming ideas for my characters.(Samna might not end up being quite as prominent as Kai, unless someone wants to have an Erigan character and get some diplomacy-action going. Eh? Eh? Anyone? No? Squidman?)
Is there a link to any of your previous RP's around? I'd prefer getting a feel of things before diving in.