The Macho/Chauvenistic Movement THREAD!

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If you watch ESPN everyday you're a man.

Extra points for doing it in your 5 day old underwear, drinking a warm Bud and scratching yourself in the nethers?

 

[Lewi T]

I think the height of manliness is sitting the opposite way on the toilet whilst taking a dump. The results are magnificent, extra bold skid marks is the true symbol of a real man. Awaiting the reaction of the next user, preferably non-male, is breathtaking.

 

[Marioman]

^Nethers....lol

 

[JerryC]

I think the height of manliness is sitting the opposite way on the toilet whilst taking a dump. The results are magnificent, extra bold skid marks is the true symbol of a real man. Awaiting the reaction of the next user, preferably non-male, is breathtaking.

Brilliant

 

[ARav989]

:lol: omfg i love coming home and seeing some of these posts.

BEER FOR EVERYONE! *whips a can at everyone in sight*

 

[kiraownsurmom]

AHH!
*runs while beer is flying towards me*
*break my stride plays in the backround*
ditto

 

[Axtlar]

WHOA!!! what's been happening here!? hey Arav get that bottle of beer outta there!

 

[KrisKhaos]

This is what I am talking about....

50 COOL THINGS ABOUT BEING A MAN

1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
2. {Censored] (Sorry)
3. Your last name stays put.
4. The garage is all yours.
5. Wedding plans take care of themselves."
6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
10. Same work ... more pay.
11. Wrinkles-add character.
12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
17. Porn movies are designed with you in mind.
18. Your pals can be trusted never to ask you, "So, notice anything different?"
19. One mood, ALL the damn time.
20. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
21. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
22. You can open all your own jars.
23. You can go to a public toilet without a support group.
24. You can leave the motel bed unmade.
25. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
26. If someone forgets to invite you to something, you can still be friends.
27. Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.
28. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
29. Everything on your face stays its original color.
30. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
31. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
32. You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader is coming.
33. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking ''He must be mad at me.
34. No maxi-pads.
35. You don't mooch off other's desserts.
36. You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.
37. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
38. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
39. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
40. You almost never have strap problems in public.
41. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
42. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
43. You don't have to shave below your neck.
44. Your belly usually hides your big hips.
45. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
46. You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
47. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
48. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December24th, in minutes.
49. The world is your urinal

[Source]

 

[JerryC]

Touché Khaos, Touché.

 

[Axtlar]

This is what I am talking about....


[Source]

RIGHT ON!!!!! *smashes a beer can on forehead angrily* yeaghhhhhh!!1

 

[ARav989]

You know your a real man when you see on the news, "school bus ignites in flames" and you start laughing uncontrollably while your lady friends are crying at the lose.

 

[JerryC]

Real men have been corrupted by 4chan

 

[Axtlar]

Real men wouldn't give a damn if their wives were on fire as long as they have their GIANT screen tv's in front of them watching the game.

 

[KrisKhaos]

Real men wouldn't give a damn if their wives were on fire as long as they have their GIANT screen tv's in front of them watching the game.

Naw, real men care if there wives on fire. Who's going to fetch the beer while we're fixed to the television? You can always put her out during the half-time show. :lol:

 

[weazelface]

JerryC you wouldn't happen to be the one who posted the Canon C video and ripped it up on the guitar would ya?