The Jokes

[Splash_King]

Came here to laugh. Dafaq happened?

Terrible things.

 

[KRKanon]

It got dark real fast.
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Anyone heard of Mitch Hedberg? Honestly one of my favorite comedians even though he's been dead since 2005. Jokes about the mundane things in life, some drugs, little about sex, rarely about violence.

One of his, I believe, only 3 cds (of which I have all of them):

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[video=youtube;T0MFg0tsjrE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0MFg0tsjrE"][/video]

The King of One-Liners. RIP.

 

[Bodine]

I miss ol Mitch. My favorite joke of his was the "13th floor." Lol

 

[Splash_King]

Ah yes, Mitch... the glitchmod who was forever in my shadow regarding popularity, modsmanship, and even looks. Yep. He was my greatest fan.

if he suddenly appeared and retorted to this id lmfao

 

[DG~X]

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

 

[KRKanon]

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

Jesus Christ, what the hell?
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Two little snippits from "Ouch!" by Pablo Francisco:

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Very good at imitations
[video=youtube;FukghSV6Ct8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FukghSV6Ct8[/video]

A little Mexican humor
[video=youtube;o_F2xwlrT_8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_F2xwlrT_8[/video]

 

[BluRayPSP]

How Do I delete all these Ridiculous Posts? Huh, huh? Button, Switch anywhere?

 

[Bodine]

Rhetorical question joke here.

What's worse, 10 babies nailed to a tree, or a baby nailed to 10 trees?

 

[DG~X]

How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender.

How do you get them out?
With tortilla chips