Spit Ya Game

[elopez994]

What's that Bliss? Coming right back?
I'm surprised, cause all you do is talk smack.
You don't know me, but soon you will.
When I rhyme, I'm ready to kill.
If you're not careful, I'll f*** you up.
Crushing you like a plastic cup.
You're going light? I thought you were hardcore.
Trying to talk s***. These rhymes you're trying to "pour"
I'm just getting started, cause I can do this all night.
If you're gonna step to me, get your game right.
Ya dig?

 

[Diomedes]

First time at bliss

After reading pages 2 3 4, I'm disappointed by your amateur shots.
Do the math, see your flaws
while the professionals rhyme with awe
the so called 'shine' you share with the king
is nothing but a broken globe with a stale sting
Cellie wouldn't be impressed, does that worry you
because guess what, she's already been screwed
if you havent discovered, your rancid lashbacks once again
proves the demise of your 'glorified' reign
now while you scramble to a dictionary to find your rhymes
i'll just sit here and pull em out of my ass, free of grime
but i must be civil like scott and hold my tone
whilst I enjoy my sugar coated scones =p


Wow, reading/writing rap is actually soo much better than listening to the real thing. Good thread.

 

[Bliss]

This is @ elopez

oh boy look what we have here
another fake thug who i think is queer
your rhymes are full of kill & hate
settle down, arent you eight?
talkin about ****in me up
yea ok, run along lil pup
bring your lil mickey mouse club
ill get wolverine on you, bub
slice you from limb to limb
then kick your head around a gym
so ill give you once more chance to run
before i take out my gun
shove it in your mouth
and watch your tears roll down south


@Diomedes...**** it i wasnt gonna go in, but lets get it poppin

wow look who came crawling back
what happened to that sig from that PSD pack
that you used for months and no one knew
and you probably claimed that **** was all you
and before that, rallied all your aussie fags
campaigned for sig votes so you could brag
you're not an artist. just go to bed
or chill in the wii in australia thread

 

[SouthPaw26]

@ nobody specific. I'll tell ya it's gonna be a pain to type without a physical keyboard but I'll type up a small sample of what I have to offer...

Ain't done this in a few years now, but f**k it
Time to get my **** together & wipe the rust off the bucket

It's pretty sad to see these halfass "rappers" act a fool
Half the **** yall written now, I was writtin in preschool

I'm a force, comin out & wreckin you bitches
Step to me & Ima end up chin-checkin you bitches

Leave you in stitches, take all your riches
Ruin your reputation, take your girl & knock up your mrs.

I'm like a pissed off animal, ready to vent
So I suggest you run for cover when I pick up your scent

 

[King Wiired]

Well I've just woken up, bumped open this thread
and I'm intrigued by all the words I've read
How none of y'all got the point when I said
you're all a group of kids tryina put one of us to dead
but you're still all being fed, like a knuckle to the face
i mean, on his own, Bliss is puttin' all y'all in your place
And don't even get me talkin' about me, i mean what ive implied
is you bitches are too scared that you haven't even tried.
C'mon kids, tell me you've "banged my mum"
so i can tell you some truth, then we'll see who looks dumb.
And SP, do us a favour, just leave
Because the way you use your words, it's making me heave.
Talkin' 'bout all the things that you'd do to my bitches
Yeah right, go to your kitchen, your mum wants you to clean the dishes
So yeah, you've picked up my scent, and you can 'ruin my reputation'
probably just read all my words and resorted to masturbation.

 

[elopez994]

@Bliss
Well look who finally decided to show his face.
Give it up kid, cause I pound on you like bass.
When are you gonna just admit
that you've lost this battle of rhyme and wit.
Cause no one gets between me and my rap
Your skills to mine? There's a pretty big gap
where you're at the bottom and I'm at the top.
Just face it Bliss, I wipe you clean like a mop.

@King Wiired
What's this I see? Bliss' sidekick?
Well let me tell you something, you can suck my d***
cause you're rhymes are lame and everyone knows it.
I just woke up up to have to read this s***
Talking bout how we're kids? How about you?
Your rhyme was so weak that it was too hard to even chew.
Wack people like you just gotta go.
If you wanna hear rhymes, Ill be glad to put on a show.
Been on this thread since yesterday,
and I've already started to blow you two away.
So if I were you, I'd step down.
Cause as long as I'm here, I hold the crown.

 

[King Wiired]

Pahahaha, I don't even know why I'm bothering to try
But I will, as you seem like a kinda nice guy
I mean you've already complimented me twice
Saying my rhymes are hard, and you would find me sucking your dick nice
So anyway, who are you bro, your just some pest
Sorry I read your name wrong, didn't realise you were Jennifer Lopez
You've been on this forum for like a day, and you think you can burn?
Kid; seriously you have a lot to learn
Your sig admits you are a nerd, and you think you can fight?
I'm your daddy, its time for bed, you better turn on your night light.

 

[elopez994]

Gotta give you props. You hurt me for a sec.
But then I realized "That rhyme was a train wreck"
My last account fell, so I came right back.
Had this one for like a week and I'm back on track.
Jennifer Lopez? You're head's pretty thick.
Cause the difference between us : I'm a dude and she's a chick.
And what's with your name? King Wiired? Wow
How does that make sense, if so then how?
And what's with the Andre 3000? Obsession?
His clothes are putting me into a state of depression.
I may be a bit nerdy, but what does that make you?
Some Andre poser, that much is true.
Give it up "Weird" cause it's all set and done.
You just got hardcore, when I've only begun.

 

[SouthPaw26]

@ King Wiired

It's clear that you made that move soley outta desperation
Ima give you a chance to step off now before I end your respiration

You mad at me cuz I get my nut like a squirrel
Why would I need to use my hand when I'm gettin dome from your girl

So say what you want homie & do what you will
With your constant bitching & crying like you forgot to take the pill

I'm startin go in now, I'm hot enough to touch water & boil it to a vapor
You mad cuz my rhymes are the **** & yours aren't even good enough to be toilet paper

Face the facts kid, I'm on a whole nother level
My rhymes are smokin like Michael Phelps & all his gold medals

I'll make this short & sweet, you know that you wrong
I'll end your career with 5 bars cuz you don't deserve a whole song

EASY

 

[King Wiired]

@ebpfobpgod0234

Why did you go and compliment me again
Can't you understand I don't wanna be your friend?
Now I'm hurting your feelings and you think I'm hardcore
I appreciate the flattery, but still, im not gon' suck your dick, whore.
Well my name makes perfect sense, really you should learn to read
Wiired being prounced 'we-erd,' and the king 'cause im indeed
the best there is, well certainly better then you
I don't even remember your invitation to this cabin crew?
How can you say anything about my name anyway
What the **** is epogke092394 meant to say?
As for Andre 3 stacks, im just a fan
maybe you should research some decent music instead of stepping up like killa kam
but man, do you even know who that is?
Probably youtubing him to get some help from his
lyrics are the main issue with what you're trying to say
but dont worry hound, every dog has its day.
well they would, if i hadnt got you put to sleep
i told you to turn on the night light, now i gotta find another creep.

@SP

Well starting off dude, you need to go back to school
'cause thats not 5 bars, thats 12, and I'm still winning this duel
I don't even have to respond, and I win just by you trying
because everything you say just results in you dying
And yes, your rhymes are like michael phelps smoking
good luck to both your careers, 'cause sympathy i am evoking
Damn, you're that hot? doctor Wiired think you've got a fever
heres a blanket, and some ice, 'cause it looks like you're not going to sleep either
Just remember what happened to your pal evergret0923 when he tried to rest
And you're feeling sick as well, so I didn't even have to try my best.
And Southpaw, I didn't realise you were left handed, wow in my mind that will be stored
'cause it just proves that from birth, you have always been back-ward.

 

[elopez994]

King? Of what exactly? I'd like to know.
Telling me to turn of my night light? You need to grow
up, which is something I'm hoping you do
cause I'm obviously not a kid. That would be you.
Dogs have their days, and yours is today.
Your lucky I'm wasting time with a wannabe Andre.
You think your game's tight? You're like an old record player.
Telling me that I'M a kid? Well then pull up a chair
cause your rhymes are lame, they're so last year.
Thinking you're a King? More like King Queer.
So give it all you got, Ill be here.
Cause while I'm make rhymes, you'll be making cheers.

 

[Bliss]

Mickey Mouse Club, your still here?
thought i told you to run along with the rest of the queers
still runnin around claimin your all hard
mean while your just lookin like a retard
see i didnt even have to respond
cuz my boy king wiired is puttin you on
but i like makin lil boys cry
stealin there candy and punchin them in the eye
while your cryin ill put it on your mommy
pumped her so good she thought it was a tsunami
now run along youngster
before i bury you in this dumpster
cuz ill make your life a living hell
worse then what mario did to that turtle shell

 

[Chewy]

whats the matter bliss is that all you got?
sayin lopez is young when he really is not
you like stealin candy from babies, wow that's real hard
i'll bet the baby could still put up a fight, nearly tear you to shards
you thought i was gone but i'm comin back for more
got a little hungry wasn't satisfied from your mother: that little whore
you better watch yourself, your rollin down a slippery slope
and the **** slippin out your mouth is a god damn joke
so go ahead keep on punchin them babies
cause we all know thats real attractive to the ladies
not that that would really matter to you
'cause we all know you dodge ladies like we all dodge the flu

 

[elopez994]

Is that all you got? You really don't move me.
Everything you say is black and white, like I Love Lucy.
Come on, I thought you two were better than that.
You think you're tough s***, but this is WiiChat!
Trying to break me talking about my mom.
But you lasted an hour on meatspin.com
I rhyme a mile around you, you got nothing on me
You WISH you pump my mom like a tsunami.
Little boy scum like you dont matter
I'm on top, while you're still on the ladder.
I dont give in, so dont expect s***.
Every rhyme you make, I wipe my ass with it.
You and your boy King Queer got another thing coming
cause if you think you got me, you better start running.


That was for Piss and King Queer

 

[SouthPaw26]

Just to clarify something, Wiired: that's 12 lines, 2 lines a bar.

That's the 1st decent rhyme you've come up with all day
But this ain't a game & you know I don't play.

I'm on my Mobb Deep, you the one I'll leave shook
Stop takin your garbage flow outta that dr sues book.

Yeah my style is sick boy it's givin you a fever
So I'll put your lights out now using some of NaS' ether

You f**kin with that crack, but you should know that it kills
Painful like me cuttin your eyelids off as I keep feeding you sleeping pills

Im an 18 wheeler, you just a bug that got caught in the windshield wiper
Is that fear I smell from you?? Nah that's just your dirty diaper