Spit Ya Game

[King Wiired]

Hold on children, what you attacking my man for?
You must feel hard tryina all push him down to the floor
But Imma kill you before, I'll start off with this Desiny queer,
Go back to PR, 'cause nobody even wants you here.
Scott, I didn't even have a bad word to say
Until I found out you were gay and you liked it from your girl that way.
But hey, dont worry, at least you aint this Lewi T queen
who's supports a team who quite frankly destroyed Robbie Keane
A tad mean? But seeing as the wanna be wrestling king
has entered the arena I guess we must sing
because I'm up on the top rope and the pain i can easily bring
Just stunner your hopes and dreams to put you mentally in a sling
Though i'll restrain, good luck getting in this wrestling game plea
But jeeeeezus, please refrain from putting your rhymes in your CV
And Brawny, gee, what can you say about a BJ?
Emma was round the other day, and I said "not a sket like you, no way"
So hey, I've just polished my crown
I'd like to see you mother****ers try and put me down.

waking up and spitting instantly to try and get a go = win P:

 

[Lewi T]

Nick, you wish I was you, then you would be me,
An' we all know I got everythin' on thee,
Why would I wan' be an Amerifag?
Everythin' about you makes me gag,
Your country, your face, your rhymes, your style,
It's like, dude, you're beat, sit down for a while.
What's this? The Wiired has come out to play?
It's a shame his Bolton can't do it the Liverpool way,
3-0 at home, 2-0 away,
We've won it 5 times, you can't even say,
So go join your bum boy on your death day.
I'll walk away, holding the crown,
Let's face it, we all know I'm down,
I just won and I'll do it again and again,
If you keep comin' back, I'll make you insane.

 

[King Wiired]

How dare you even try to battle me, you're nothin' but a mouse
Yeah you beat us a couple of times, but at least I can afford a house
Here, here's a fiver, go get your tramp-ass a mini'ture of Grouse
'cause ***** you had nothin' on me the second I knew you were a scouse
you and all your fans look the same, as hot as retainers
let me guess, your next rhyme will be about stealing my trainers?
my man Bliss will hunt you down, here have a 2 second breather
"you'll never walk alone," yeah, i wouldn't either.

 

[Lewi T]

Your rhymes are useless; I'm not even scouse,
I'm from the good part of town, you should see my house,
Now before you try an' bash me,
Liverpool is still my city,
So supportin' them is fine,
Now keep watchin' me shine.
You're a wanderer at heart,
But supportin' Bolton ain't smart,
You're position is 14,
Your play is the worst I've seen,
Keep tryin' your best and you'll still go down,
Your club and your city, are just like a clown,
A joke that is, somethin' to laugh at,
I don't mean Peter Kay-wise, I mean 'cos you're shat.
I dare Bliss to come back, I'll just spit some more,
Whilst everyone in here, screams "encore".
Time to go home Mikey,
No-one in here likey,
Don't bother comin' back,
Unless you plan on lickin' my sack.

 

[Bliss]

Euro boi theres no need to get down
and how dare you claim to have our crown
your trash, garbage and a scouse
so go turn around and walk back to that claimed 'house'
which we all know is really a trailer
cuz your from liverpool so you must be a failure
and you dare Bliss to come back
thats the wrong move bud cuz ill smack
that pubic hair right off your face
and then ill reach for the can of mace
spray it in ur eye
by then you'll be wishing to die
and please please no talk of footie
cuz we all know Italy will smack that tooshie
so go run along now and flea
before my morning piss becomes ur tea

 

[Lewi T]

I'm watching the game, so I'll keep this quick,
Dude, you've just made yourself look like a dick,
I just said I'm not scouse, I'm not from Liverpool,
Can you not read? You f***ing fool.
You're just jealous of footy, it's a real sport,
Not like that NFL, where there is no thought.
Italy hey? They're diving cheats,
Their league is corrupted, like your ass cheeks.
Is it more you want? Or will you finally give in,
**** look there's a Big Mac, you fat American.

 

[Bliss]

Oh thats right im sorry i forget
that your entire life is a lie, ****in biggit
claims he has a kid and an ex wife
sad he has to lie about his life
mine will be even be shorter cuz unlike you
my life is true and i got **** to do

 

[Lewi T]

It's sad that you have t' bring up them games,
Can't you see a joke? Do you need some frames?
I don't doubt your life is true, you're a yank t**t,
So there is no lie in you livin' on Maccies and getting fat.
You got **** to do, you mean hobble to the can?
You better grab your walking stick, old man.

 

[AndThen?]

Italy hey? They're diving cheats,

I agree.
oh em gee.




(see what I did there? xD)

 

[Gikoku Harakami]

I agree.
oh em gee.




(see what I did there? xD)

I'm sure that counts as a rap in here, better prepare yourself. :lol:

 

[SouthPaw26]

[FONT="COMIC SANS MS]I don't consider myself much of a rapper, but you're looking for another head, I'm in. Just waiting to get my computer back. That way it won't take an hour to type up a verse...[/FONT]

 

[Bliss]

Alright honestly Lewi, you made no sense
i guess im getting to you cuz your all tense
i understand your jealous, its ok
cuz ill even be sexier then you when im old and gray
see you cant even walk in my shadow
let alone be a pharaoh
on my worse day i look better then you
for ****sake get a damn clue
and now now Davey, keep ur mouth shut
you dont want me to shove this pipe up your butt
and Sean you say you cant rap
so leave this thread before i bust my cap
in your head
leaving you dead
standing back laughing seeing nothing but red
..........
Ill keep goin all night
fillin you with fright
beatin ya heads with this steel pipe
makin you wish with all your might
that you never spoke back to Bliss on this Saturday night
so fu<k up and out of my sight
before we really get to fight

 

[Gikoku Harakami]

and now now Davey, keep ur mouth shut
you dont want me to shove this pipe up your butt

What pipe are you referring to??

beatin ya heads with this steel pipe

Oh, that pipe.

 

[elopez994]

Bliss thinks hes got game, but all I see is s***.
Sure hes got SOME game, but thats just it
He spits weak rhymes, but I'm legit.
I rap circles 'round him. He should just quit.
When I rhyme they stand up
When he does, they just sit.
Rap so hard he'll need a first aid kit.
His rhymes don't make sense.
Not one bit.
Try to rap around me, you're gonna get hit.
Give your rhymes some thought.
Before you come and spit.

 

[Bliss]

wait wait who the hell is this guy
just another straggler im about to blow by
ill give you a fair warning
before i start pouring
out these rhymes
puttin out your lil shine
that you think you had
but just be glad
that im goin light
cuz i dont want you to start crying of fright