post your funniest joke you have:D

[IDECLAREWAR]

...i dont get it? xD

 

[matheu00]

Whose...?
Mine......the big guy misunderstood the midget thinking the midget did the s**t, and smacked him one

 

[lazy jack]

I get it, why does it have to be a midget with 3 feet?

 

[SD_BIGSHOT]

I get it, why does it have to be a midget with 3 feet?

the midget didnt have three feet he was that tall in the metric system he was a meter tall lol

 

[matheu00]

Lol either lazy jack is stoopid or Bigshot missed the sarcy comment.

Haha, j/k

 

[SD_BIGSHOT]

haha what was the sarcasm joke? :lol:

 

[SD_Volcano]

A blonde took a gun and shot into the air...and missed.

 

[IDECLAREWAR]

chuck norris invented rap music when his heart started beating.

 

[SD_BIGSHOT]

haha ok santa clause a smart blonde and a dumb blond jump from the top of a sky scraper which one one hits the ground first and why?

 

[SD_Volcano]

The dumb blonde because the smart blonde doesn't exist.

 

[SD_BIGSHOT]

haha dang but you forgot santa dont exist either ok what about this why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

 

[matheu00]

Something about putting them in alphabetical order,

 

[matheu00]

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me....

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

 

[matheu00]

Blonde Jokes

Spoiler

During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password:
'MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofy'
When asked why such a big password, she said that it had to be at least 8 characters long.

Sick jokes

Spoiler

Q: What has 4 legs and one arm?
A: A Doberman in a playground

Q. How do you castrate a redneck?
A. You kick his sister in the jaw!

Three vampires walk into a bar. One orders a blood on the rocks. Another orders a double blood. The third simply asks for a mug of hot water.
"Why didn't you order blood like everyone else?" asks the bartender.
The vampire pulls out a tampon and says, "I'm making tea!"

One liners.

Spoiler

If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Karaoke is Japanese for 'tone deaf'

 

[IDECLAREWAR]

chuck norris doesnt win he just allowes you to loose. :3